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POOT Guest	I FARTED during my poly! Dec 23^rd, 2011 at 8:57pm	Mark & Quote Quote Print Post
	I took a poly the other day and I had gas. I couldn't hold it in but I kept farting throughout the polygraph session (loud smelly ones too). The polygrapher accused me of using my farts as a countermeasure and warned me to stop, but I couldn't. Though the smell was asphyxiating, the seat sensor recorded every time I pooted and it pissed off the polygrapher as he started to interrogate me. "I know what you are doing, stop farting! I know you are hiding something and you better tell me what it is. I don't waste time with people who try to beat the machine". This sucks, I was yelled at and interrogated for hours and accused of using countermeasures all because of a little gas. Do you think I failed the poly? I haven't heard anything back yet. Can having gas cause you to fail?


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Twoblock God Member Offline Posts: 732 Location: AR. Joined: Oct 15^th, 2002 Gender:	Re: I FARTED during my poly! Reply #1 - Dec 23^rd, 2011 at 9:47pm	Mark & Quote Quote Print Post
	POOT Your didn't pass. His nose that is. You should have told him "if I try to squeeze it off your little machine would certainly show countermeasures". This is the best one yet. LMAO.


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Bill_Brown Very Senior User Offline Posts: 227 Joined: Apr 8^th, 2011	Re: I FARTED during my poly! Reply #2 - Dec 23^rd, 2011 at 11:30pm	Mark & Quote Quote Print Post
	POOT, This is the funniest story I have read in a long time. I'm sure it is not funny to you, however it will be in my book! I cannot recall this ever happening or being reported by an examiner at a seminar. The examiner should have stopped the exam and rescheduled you for a time when you did not have a "gas" problem.


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Aunty Agony Very Senior User Offline Posts: 143 Joined: Aug 15^th, 2011	Re: I FARTED during my poly! Reply #3 - Dec 28^th, 2011 at 7:07pm	Mark & Quote Quote Print Post
	I interrogated dozens of detainees in that Vietnam business, using a variety of stress techniques. We never learned anything from these sessions. They learned how to stonewall us, and just endured our threats in stony silence. I think if they had started farting at us, the war would have taken an entirely different course. -Aunty Agony.


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Guest Guest	Re: I FARTED during my poly! Reply #4 - Jan 9^th, 2012 at 2:03am	Mark & Quote Quote Print Post
	This story was a bunch of BS...I can't believe people actually fell for it.


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Me2013 Guest	Re: I FARTED during my poly! Reply #5 - Feb 22^nd, 2014 at 6:55pm	Mark & Quote Quote Print Post
	This is the funniest thing I have ever read.....lol


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xenonman God Member Banned Offline May sarin, ricin, and variola major befall Langley Posts: 680 Location: WI USA Joined: Dec 14^th, 2009 Gender:	Re: I FARTED during my poly! Reply #6 - May 6^th, 2014 at 4:15am	Mark & Quote Quote Print Post
	Quote: I took a poly the other day and I had gas. I couldn't hold it in but I kept farting throughout the polygraph session (loud smelly ones too). The polygrapher accused me of using my farts as a countermeasure and warned me to stop, but I couldn't. Though the smell was asphyxiating, the seat sensor recorded every time I pooted and it pissed off the polygrapher as he started to interrogate me. "I know what you are doing, stop farting! I know you are hiding something and you better tell me what it is. I don't waste time with people who try to beat the machine". This sucks, I was yelled at and interrogated for hours and accused of using countermeasures all because of a little gas. Do you think I failed the poly? I haven't heard anything back yet. Can having gas cause you to fail? I just LOVE it!

	What do we call it when every employee of the Agency's Office of Security and Office of Personnel drowns in the Potomac? A great beginning! The best intelligence community employee is a compromised IC employee!
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xenonman God Member Banned Offline May sarin, ricin, and variola major befall Langley Posts: 680 Location: WI USA Joined: Dec 14^th, 2009 Gender:	Re: I FARTED during my poly! Reply #7 - Jul 8^th, 2014 at 8:55pm	Mark & Quote Quote Print Post
	Quote: This is the funniest thing I have ever read.....lol That's what I should have done during my polygraph "interview" in langley 35 years ago!!

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