Polygraph ruined my career path.

[Doug Williams]

I don't even have to try to demean you;  you've done that all by yourself.  The fact that you have failed "several" polygraphs with "several" LE agencies speaks volumes. Perhaps you should pursue employment that does not require honesty or integrity as part of the application process.  May I suggest shopping mall security guard?

OK Quickfux, it's time for you to get your Snoopy lunch box, lock up your gray metal gov't issued desk with the scratched up rubberized top, shut the door on your office which is saturated with another day's worth of stench produced by the fear of all the victims of your insidious Orwellian instrument of torture, and go drink yourself into oblivion so you can ease the pain of your guilty conscience.

[SourmashJoe]

Lol shows how smart you are quickfix believing that the polygraph detects lies and determines honesty and integrity. Not to demean any job, but I have a degree from a top engineering school that you could probably never get in to or complete once granted admission, so I have plenty of options. However, I wanted to pursue a job involving public service so I could protect wimps like you who hide behind a computer screen and a keyboard. By the blight of your ignorance you sound like an utter coward who hides when sh!t hits the fan. The polygraph isn't science and far from it, and everyone knows that except for jaded people like you who bow down to the might polygraph like a cult following. It's the country's and local citizenry loss not mines to be honest. I'm sure the public is in great hands with the likes of you "defending" it. 

[quickfix]

I'm sure the public is in great hands with the likes of you "defending" it. 

It sure is.  And don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out of your failed polygraph.  Better get that security guard application in fast, as your other option is the job walking behind the circus elephant with the big shovel.

[Ex Member]

Better get that security guard application in fast,

That might be a premature suggestion. After all, he now has access to "The Lie Behind the Lie Detector."

[SourmashJoe]

Lol in life there are people who get it and people who don't get it, and the people that don't get it, don't get or understand that they don't get it. Quickfux clearly is just someone who "doesn't get it" and he/she/it does not get that he/she/it doesn't get it. So everybody who happens to read this thread or anythread that quickfux or any of his aliases post in, take his/her/it's spewed ignorance as exactly what it is, spewed ignorance. Quickfux you don't get it, you don't get that you don't get it, you are a coward who has keyboard courage and hides behind the click of a mouse, you obviously have low self esteem and nothing better to do than troll the internet, you sound like a 11 year old wimp who struggles to make insults to make yourself feel better cause you know you have nothing else to use in a debate, you probably are the epitome of ignorance who wallows in mediocrity working an fulfilling job if you have one that is. 

[SourmashJoe]

*"unfulfilling job" that is

[quickfix]

I almost forgot- since you have an engineering degree and can't pass a polygraph, you might be able to enlist in the military as a mess kit repair specialist (fork and spoon battalion);  no polygraph required!contact your local military recruiter.

[Russell41]

Shout out to SourmashJoe.

Thanks for taking time to write your experience.   Sad to know there are so many good people being denied an opportunity.

Photo was taken when I was a child.   Blond in background.

[Russell41]

Lets review.....

4 Years USMC - Honorable Discharge.  check
College Degree (Bachelors) - check
Excellent Credit - Check
Never smoked or chewed tobacco - check
Never been arrested - check
Never been married/no children - check
Secret Service not doing any sort of background check - check

P.S. I'm enjoying life regardless of this slight by this system.