Polygraph analysis questions

[Mysterymeat]

1904,

You sold your testing business and "had to teach the purchaser to ply my old trade". Nice. My heart goes out to you old man. Hang on-let me get a tissue.

What country are you in? Did the deal include any goats, chickens or other livestock? Either way, it is a releif to know that you are retired.

Regards,

MM

[Mysterymeat]

1904,

Sorry. I did not mean to make your pacemaker arc. Go into the kitchen and pour yourself a big glass of Calm Down Juice.

Have a special day!

MM

[nonombre]

1904,

Is your name "John Grogan"?

[1904]

1904,

Is your name "John Grogan"?

Yes. how did you know??

[nonombre]

1904,

Is your name "John Grogan"?

Yes. how did you know??

Well, I did a little investigative work.  But I wasn't sure.  In any case, I can't go into it right now.  More later...

[1904]

Well, I did a little investigative work.  But I wasn't sure.  In any case, I can't go into it right now.  More later...

Yeah Well. You got me but it wasnt fair to 'Out' me publicly.
Anyways, you're welcome to mosey over to my place anytime for a barbecue and a few Buds.
Come and spend a week or two with me and my little woman on our yacht off Coco Beach.

[Paradiddle]

And I think every one knows my real identity by now----I am none other than George Maschke himself. I knew that would ruffle some feathers! Here is one of my latest poetic sonnets.


My Polygraph experience was very bad and on my test I tanked
So i moved to another country rather than be shanked
I started a website devoted to an antipolygraph cause
now I recommend countermeasures devised by Santa Clause

I intended on people to visit, who have a screening test,
but hey who cares if 1000 pedophiles show up to give it their best.
I spend my nights online, no wife, no kids, no meaning,
to give out a sum of bad advice with logic truly leaning.

I hate Ludovico Paradiddle and especially WW and Meat,
but I'll give them their say, and at the end of the day,
I'll lift weights and sniff my feet.

Dr. George W. Maschke
(I'm not actually George Maschke you morons----disclaimer for administrator satisfaction)


lol
Paradiddle  RLRRLRLLRLRRLRLLRLRRLRLL

[StudebakerHawk]

Paradiddle,

That's the best poem I ever saw.  Are you really not George Maschke, or are you trying to throw us off the scent?

[Paradiddle]

Please forgive, but this thread has been off topic for several days, and I thought I would have some fun at our gracious host's expense. So where were we 5 days ago with this topic? :-?

[StudebakerHawk]

I don't think anybody cares about the topic.  We all know that George and his band of nerds are totally ignorant about polygraph testing.

When two people disagree, and one of them is a pro in the field, who would be dumb enough to listen to the amateur.

[tbld]

I don't think anybody cares about the topic.  We all know that George and his band of nerds are totally ignorant about polygraph testing.

When two people disagree, and one of them is a pro in the field, who would be dumb enough to listen to the amateur.

Hmmm yea everyone is ''totally'' ignorant if everyone were totally ignorant no pgs would bother with coming to this site... Kryptonite for you...GONG

[1904]

I don't think anybody cares about the topic.  

Then why're you here Einstein ?

We all know that George and his band of nerds are totally ignorant about polygraph testing.

Who died and made you class captain..?

When two people disagree, and one of them is a pro in the field, who would be dumb enough to listen to the amateur.

Apparently yourself. That's why you're here.

Free Tip Of The Day for you Junior:
Until you are as eloquent and knowledgeable as our resident ex's, I recommend that you listen and learn from the shadows.