Fake Polygrapher

[bpoly]

 i really need some help right now. i have to find like, an under the table kind of polygrapher...something like that. i didn't commit any kind of crime or anything like that. i was just with someone else when me and my boyfriend were seperated and i have to take a polygraph to prove to him that i didn't, which i wouldn't be able to pass.
 
i've been searching the internet for days, and all i can find are legitament polygraph examiners, does anyone know of anything? like maybe a student or something that could be paid off...cuz this is just, exhausting.

if anyone will help me, Please Reply!  

[George W. Maschke]

Asking for a fake polygrapher is kind of like asking for a fake palm reader: in both cases, the underlying procedure is a fake to begin with. See The Lie Behind the Lie Detector (1 mb PDF) for a thorough debunking of polygraphic lie detection. Polygraph "testing" has no scientific basis, is inherently biased against the truthful, and yet is easily manipulated by the untruthful using simple countermeasures that polygraphers have no demonstrated ability to detect.

If your boyfriend has the presence of mind to do a simple Google search on "polygraph," he'll learn this information, too. Polygraph "testing," whether with a "real" or "fake" operator, is unlikely to provide a long-term solution to the tension in your and your boyfriend's relationship.

[1904]

i really need some help right now. i have to find like, an under the table kind of polygrapher...something like that. i didn't commit any kind of crime or anything like that. i was just with someone else when me and my boyfriend were seperated and i have to take a polygraph to prove to him that i didn't, which i wouldn't be able to pass.
 
i've been searching the internet for days, and all i can find are legitament polygraph examiners, does anyone know of anything? like maybe a student or something that could be paid off...cuz this is just, exhausting.

if anyone will help me, Please Reply!  

TIP: Tell the p/g examiner exactly what you did with the other guy. Then offer a demonstration.......
       under the table.........or something like that.
     

[InnocentWithPTSD]

You are very BAD 1904!

Yet, this could be the most effective countermeasure of all: The offer of CM.

L
Shame on you 1904!  


CM = Commonlaw Marriage...

[1904]

Yet, this could be the most effective countermeasure of all: The offer of CM.

Re Bpoly's dilemma:

"i was just with someone else when me and my boyfriend were seperated and i have to take a polygraph to prove to him that i didn't, which i wouldn't be able to pass. "

She doesn't say what it is that she wants to prove that she didnt do...
which I (she) wouldnt be able to pass = confession.
How can one even think of proving that you didnt do something which you have
just admitted doing. The lady is crazier than Sister Sall. and now I'm also looking for a hat.
Fake examiners, fake person, - I wonder if her o*g**m was fake?