Polygraph advice

[manta_ray]

Hi everyone,

I am currently in the process of interviewing with the DoD. I haven't even interviewed but if I get the offer, I'll go through the lifestyle polygraph (I think). I am wondering what disqualifies you from employment. Can you help me out?

Would answering "yes" disqualify me from employment:

1. Cheating on your wife or girlfriend?

2. Watching pornography?

3. Watching pornography with other men?

4. Masturbating while watching the porn with other men?

5. Downloading songs off Kazaa?

6. Downloading software from the internet for personal use?

7. Helping to steal a computer graphics card from an electronics store when I was 16 (I'm 31 now)?

8. Talking "dirty" to other people in chat rooms?

9. Stealing office supplies (I've taken paper and pens from the office a few times..haven't we all??)?

Drugs seem to be a big issue on these board. I've never even seen a joint or any other drug in my life. Let alone use them.

Thanks in advance!!!