Quote from: George_Maschke on May 19, 2012, 08:20 AMAnonymous Coward,
My best advice to you is not take any polygraph "test" administered by the FBI. The FBI has a pre-employment polygraph failure rate on the order of 50%, and the career consequences of a failed polygraph with the FBI are severe. Apart from being permanently excluded from FBI employment, the record of your failure (which will follow you for life) may be shared with any other federal agency with which you might seek employment (or a security clearance). See my article, "Just Say 'No' to FBI Polygraphs" for more in this regard.

Quotewrote this as a serious piece of psychological artwork to represent the vast rainbow of shades of mind states and their significance in our livesLooks to me like you already have "built-in" countermeasures.