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polyh8r New User Offline Posts: 2 Joined: Aug 4^th, 2008	Seat Sensor Aug 16^th, 2008 at 6:07pm	Mark & Quote Quote Print Post
	How dodes one tell if thr poly has a seat sensor, are there wires? If no sensor, how effective is the anal sphincter contraction?


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T.M. Cullen God Member Offline Posts: 858 Location: Hawaii Joined: Dec 5^th, 2007 Gender:	Re: Seat Sensor Reply #1 - Aug 16^th, 2008 at 7:30pm	Mark & Quote Quote Print Post
	No wires. They have extremely sensitive anal sensors embedded in the seat cushion. Even the slightest movement is detected then relayed via satellite telemetry to APA hqs for instantaneous analysis. Polygraphic telemetry experts there are paid hazardous duty pay there, reportedly, because of the frequent farting by test subjects. So don't even think of puckering that filthy little anus of yours, pervert! This is serious national security business! And it's their job, DAMN IT! TC

	"There is no direct and unequivocal connection between lying and these physiological states of arousal...(referring to polygraph)." Dr. Phil Zimbardo, Phd, Standford University
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polytek User Offline Posts: 28 Joined: Jul 30^th, 2008	Re: Seat Sensor Reply #2 - Aug 18^th, 2008 at 12:52pm	Mark & Quote Quote Print Post
	polyh8r wrote on Aug 16^th, 2008 at 6:07pm: How dodes one tell if thr poly has a seat sensor, are there wires? If no sensor, how effective is the anal sphincter contraction? It's quite hard NOT to notice the piezo cushion. Looks like a flexible pc board in cellophane or like a flexible solar collector (PV) panel. There will be a wire leading from where you place yr ass to the polygraph. Fart hard and often. It will shrink and die.


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Joe McCarthy God Member Offline Tiocfaidh ár lá Posts: 526 Location: The Shroud of The Foggy Dew Joined: Mar 25^th, 2008 Gender:	Re: Seat Sensor Reply #3 - Aug 22^nd, 2008 at 11:35pm	Mark & Quote Quote Print Post
	T.M. Cullen wrote on Aug 16^th, 2008 at 7:30pm: No wires. They have extremely sensitive anal sensors embedded in the seat cushion. Even the slightest movement is detected then relayed via satellite telemetry to APA hqs for instantaneous analysis. Polygraphic telemetry experts there are paid hazardous duty pay there, reportedly, because of the frequent farting by test subjects. So don't even think of puckering that filthy little anus of yours, pervert! This is serious national security business! And it's their job, DAMN IT! TC Actually the Polygraphic Telemetry Anal Headquarters is located in Dallas Texas, and it’s not their job, it’s their pleasure.

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tiedoverbarrel New User Offline Posts: 4 Location: central florida Joined: Nov 3^rd, 2008 Gender:	Re: Seat Sensor Reply #4 - Nov 3^rd, 2008 at 5:46pm	Mark & Quote Quote Print Post
	You guys are seriously twisted! I'm gonna like it here.


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