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Aug 16th, 2008 at 6:07pm
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How dodes one tell if thr poly has a seat sensor, are there wires?
If no sensor, how effective is the anal sphincter contraction?
  
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Reply #1 - Aug 16th, 2008 at 7:30pm
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No wires. They have extremely sensitive anal sensors embedded in the seat cushion.  Even the slightest movement is detected then relayed via satellite telemetry to APA hqs for instantaneous analysis.  Polygraphic telemetry experts there are paid hazardous duty pay there, reportedly, because of the frequent farting by test subjects.

So don't even think of puckering that filthy little anus of yours, pervert!

This is serious national security business! 

And it's their job, DAMN IT!  Cheesy

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Reply #2 - Aug 18th, 2008 at 12:52pm
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polyh8r wrote on Aug 16th, 2008 at 6:07pm:
How dodes one tell if thr poly has a seat sensor, are there wires?
If no sensor, how effective is the anal sphincter contraction?


It's quite hard NOT to notice the piezo cushion.
Looks like a flexible pc board in cellophane or like
a flexible solar collector (PV) panel.
There will be a wire leading from where you place yr ass
to the polygraph. Fart hard and often. It will shrink and die.
  
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Reply #3 - Aug 22nd, 2008 at 11:35pm
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T.M. Cullen wrote on Aug 16th, 2008 at 7:30pm:
No wires. They have extremely sensitive anal sensors embedded in the seat cushion. †Even the slightest movement is detected then relayed via satellite telemetry to APA hqs for instantaneous analysis. †Polygraphic telemetry experts there are paid hazardous duty pay there, reportedly, because of the frequent farting by test subjects.

So don't even think of puckering that filthy little anus of yours, pervert!

This is serious national security business! †

And it's their job, DAMN IT! †Cheesy

TC


Actually the Polygraphic Telemetry Anal Headquarters is located in Dallas Texas, and itís not their job, itís their pleasure.

  

Joe
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Reply #4 - Nov 3rd, 2008 at 5:46pm
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You guys are seriously twisted! I'm gonna like it here.   Smiley
  
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