Oh. My. Goodness. That story you linked to, "Bullshitting the Lie Detector," is so funny. I highly commend it to everyone. This guy's story was so ridiculous in so many ways. The producers should have seen through it so easily, but I guess they were just relying on the polygraph.
Quote:The producer requests that I, who-is-on-parole, fax a copy of my police report from my latest arrest.
"I believe you," she says. "The executive producer just wants to see a copy of it."
This presents a problem. I put her off. The producer calls numerous times. I put her off further. More phone calls. A friend offers a solution: I surf my way over to SmokingGun.com and, after an extensive archives search, download David Crosby's drug and weapons arrest report, along with the paperwork for Courtney Love's assault-with-a-flashlight charge. Using Photoshop software, I combine the two, heavily utilizing the smudge tool. For consistency, I do a few rounds of enlarging and reducing the document at Kinkos. Randomly, I black out words, stating that on legal advice from my lawyer, I can't go into great detail about my weapons and drug charges. (The case is still pending.)
Hank now has an arrest report.
Faxing off the Crosby/Love document, I expect never to hear from Lie Detector again. There are about a thousand ways to figure out I'm lying in 10 minutes or less. But lo and behold: The show's travel coordinator calls the next day to book my airline ticket to L.A. I'll be put up for two nights at a Holiday Inn! Hot damn. Lie Detector awaits!
But those faults belong to the producers, obviously not to any polygrapher. But a question for polygraphers among us here: why do you think Gelb didn't detect the crude use of countermeasures?
Secondly, if he hadn't used any countermeasures, would the type of questions that Gelb would have asked, given the made up background he was about the case, should he have been able to tell that the dude's reactions were screwy? For instance, in the story, one of the relevant questions is "Did you do marijuana while on probation last January?" The subject replies "no"--which is true, since he wasn't on probation last January. Would there have been other questions asked on the box that would have established whether or not he was on probation? Or would his response to that question have indicated deception since he wasn't on probation?
Anyway, the big thing is that Gelb, presumably a well-qualified poly, was apparently unable to detect a very crude use of countermeasures. How is this explicable?