Upcoming Polygraph

[southpaw]

I am going to be taking a polygraph "test" soon for a LE agency.  So if I understand correctly the best way to pass a "test" is to simply not admit to anything even if I have told a lie?

[southpaw]

Also on a side note I am a sociopath and I have heard that people with such a personality rarely pass a polygraph "test" due to inconclusive results... is this true?  Forgive me for posting so much this job is very important to me and I want to be sure I do everything in my power to assure that I beat the "test".  Please I am open for any suggestions or tips.

[Sergeant1107]

Gee, a self-proclaimed sociopath who is applying for a law enforcement job.  Isn't that amusing.

How long did it take you to think this up?

[quickfix]

Yea, that's what we need, a sociopath caryying a badge and gun;  forget the polygraph, what you need is a good psychiatrist.