Success !!!!! Thanks.....

[Safari]

First I want to thank George and everyone who participates in the creation of this board. Knowing what to expect and then actually watching the polygraphist walk through each and every step, just as advertised, went along way to making this alot less stressful and I am sure had alot to do with my passing with flying colors... At the end of the test I thought the polygraphist
was gonna kiss me for being so honest......

   Preparation.....
1. Read this entire sight and The Lies Behind the Pol.
2. Made posters , with every  RELEVANT  question,
    at bottom of each poster was the word NO in large
    lettering.
    Hung these posters as well as posters
   saying  POLYGRAPH IS A JOKE, HE'S LYING, POLYGRAPH
   CAN NOT TELL A LIE.. DON"T BE TRICKED, IT'S A GAME.
    all over my room,  for a  week I was constantly    
    desensatizing  myself to the  relevant questions  
    and  reminded about  the process of  LIE
    DETECTING.......
3. I made two tubes, two finger clips with wires
    attached and used and ace bandage to simulate the
    pressure cup on the bicep.
4. Made a tape with ten simulated LIE DETECTOR TESTS,
    Each test had Irrelevant, relevant and control  
    questions spaced at about 25-30 seconds. I also
    varied the sequence of the control/relevant questions
    to try to keep myself off guard.
5. Using my home made tubes, finger clips and pressure
    cuff, I ran through the tape just as if it were a real
    test. Practicing when and how to apply the  
    counter measures to the control questions. I had
   decided to vary the intensity of my counter measures,
   First 10 questions I would heavily ( within reason, no
   over doing it) enhance my reaction to the control
   questions, second line of ten questions I would lessen
   my efforts and the third time through I would again
   decrease my reactions to the control questions.
   I practiced three methods of reaction  enhancement.  
   For the relevant questions I practiced a relaxing
  counting technique.
  For the control question reactions,
  I used mental countermeasures, very slight breathing
  manipulations ( remember these really stand out, don't
  create a Mount Everest reaction) and I practiced
  pushing my tongue against the back of my teeth .
  Kind of like biting your tongue, but much harder to  
  detect  in my opinion, and you can vary your intensity.
6, Practice.... Practice....Practice.......and more Practice
    Use a mirror and watch yourself, check for give
    aways like movements, also notice the tubes, wires
    and pressure cuff, these should become familiar to
    you, the less alien the process feels, the more
    comfortable you will be.......    
    
    

[EosJupiter]

Safari,

You have in one post, authored and posted the Polygraph Practice Technique Manifesto. It amazing what intellect, knowlege and audacity can accomplish.
Much success !!

Regards  ....

[EosJupiter]

Hello Folks !!!

Didn't anyone else realize what this post is  

Its the missing piece of the puzzle, and how do you prepare for a polygraph.

Its a recipe for mass practicing of polygraphy testing.

The ramifications of this combined with the TLBLD are huge.  You too can practice your polygraph test in the privacy of your own home.  This combination is the final neutralization of any polygraph exam. The problem has always been how do you practice without a machine. BINGO  here it is !!!

Anyone else care to comment ?

[nonombre]

My thoughts...,

Maybe this "Safari" guy would like to loan me some of the aluminum foil from the inside of his hat.  I mean, WoW!  He even bult his own little polygraph suite.  Talk about, "preparation."

Another thought that comes to mind is:  He surely went to some very great lengths to overcome something very personal.  I wonder what that was...

On a final note, I would suggest if Mr. Safari was looking for "arousal," perhaps I can suggest another location for his "finger clips."

Sorry, cheap shot

All in all, I must say the postings on this website are getting a little "far out."

My regards to all who post here.  The entertainment factor never goes away...

Nonombre

[EosJupiter]

NoNombre,

I thought you would like this one !!

I think I will start selling Polygraph Test Practice kits.

Priced everything and it can be done for under $35.00. A bargain if I do say so myself.


Enjoy the humor

Regards ....

[Safari]

 NONOMBRE--
On a final note, I would suggest if Mr. Safari was looking for "arousal," perhaps I can suggest another location for his "finger clips."
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 Such inapropriate thoughts for a professional, perhaps you should evaluate your own ( Hidden ) DESIRES......

On another note, I don't pack the equipment you  imply,...What am I ? And your supposed to be some kind of trained expert....

[nonombre]

Aw c'mon Safari, I already apologized for the "fingerclip" crack..

But you have to admit that you went to some pretty severe measures to "prepare" for your polygraph examination.  Read your first post hombre.  You were INTENSE....

Which leads any reasonable person to ask...

Exactly what are you hiding?

Many Regards,

Nonombre

Eos,

Interesting business proposition...maybe a good retirement gig

[Safari]

HOMBRE... TRY MUCHACHA

If your Gonna play.... Play to WIN

Hiding Something..Little ol' me....

5,000 worth of polygraph school
8 years of detective experience
1,700 polygraphs given
A 97 % deception detection rating
520 hours of training
15,000 dollars  of state of the art polygraph equipment

All says that I am as pure as the driven snow......

Unless of course your implying that the results of my
polygraph test could somehow be WRONG.... That would
be just SHOCKING !!!!!

I mean this is such a solid science and all....

[nonombre]

HOMBRE... TRY MUCHACHA

So sorry for my mistake, little lady...

My my, but you are an intriguing one...

Once again, my regards...

Nonombre

[Twoblock]

Nonombre

Looks like Safari knows what to do with her fingers. I'll bet she has the middle finger on both hands sticking up at you.

Safari

I LOVE IT.

[nonombre]

Nonombre

Looks like Safari knows what to do with her fingers. I'll bet she has the middle finger on both hands sticking up at you.

Safari

I LOVE IT.

Come on now.  Let's act like "grown ups," Twoblock.

[Twoblock]

nonombre

I wasn't the one who was adolescent enough to say "I have a sugestion for another location for his "finger clips". As you said it was a cheap shot but you left it for everyone to read. You should have been grown up enough to delete it before you hit post.

[nonombre]

nonombre

I wasn't the one who was adolescent enough to say "I have a sugestion for another location for his "finger clips". As you said it was a cheap shot but you left it for everyone to read. You should have been grown up enough to delete it before you hit post.

You are correct Twoblock.  I did debate deleting that part of the post but in the end I just couldn't let it go.

But I did apologize.  Are you gonna do the same ?

Regards...

Nonombre
  

[Safari]

Well I for one accept your apology Nonombre..
Actually I think you have been quite warm hearted, and you did follow the clips maneuver with a sorry..
We all want to be a bit naughty now and then....Besides
you also said I was INTRIGUING..... I'll take that as
a compliment, sort of cerebrally exotic.. Now there's one a woman doesn't hear everyday... So now I'm intense and intriguing... Remember a woman only hears what she wants..HAHA

Anyway I was thinking it would be great if George could
add some links from his main page to a few mock polygraph tests of different types, yes-CQT- and so on.
Then people could practice their polys right from his sight, and as needed, changes could be made to follow the polygraphists adaptations to the tests.......Just a thought.. Anywho my best to all , remember THEY CAN"T
READ YOUR MIND.....

[Mr_X]

How long did it take to prepare and practice?