lets sort this out once and for all.

Started by wombat, Jun 19, 2003, 09:36 AM

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wombat

any one else done a test were they had sennsors and did a pucker??

Skeptic

Quote from: wombat on Jun 21, 2003, 08:54 PMany one else done a test were they had sennsors and did a pucker??

I went through three polygraphs at the NSA.  On two of them, I used the anal pucker with obvious effect and no evident detection.

Now, it should be noted that the chair in which I sat (a big, red, fluffy La-Z-Boy-type chair) did not have wires leading to it or anything like that.  However, it is reasonable to assume the NSA has the best-trained and equipped polygraphers anywhere; if they had felt activity sensors would have been helpful for detecting countermeasures, I'm have little doubt they would have been used, and likely embedded in the chair.

So, you have two bits of info here: first, no activity sensors were evident, implying the NSA doesn't find them useful.  Second, if they were using them surreptitiously, the sensors were evidently unable to detect my countermeasure use.

Skeptic

Poly-Killer

Quote from: Skeptic on Jun 21, 2003, 08:13 PM

Like so much in the polygraph world, the sensors are largely for bluffery.

They would presumably pick up attempts to press one's feet against the floor, etc.  But no, they won't pick up the anal pucker.

In fact, just about the only thing that would is an anal probe.  Haven't seen that proposed yet, but I suppose it's coming.

Skeptic

I bet when that happens, Saidme will REALLY enjoy his work.  :o

PK

wombat

anal probe? sh*t....now THAT would get any one to confess.
imagine, the first thing the poly guys asks you: "with or with out vaseline?" :)



Saidme


Saidme

Wombat

"He who has eyes to see and ears to hear may convince himself that no mortal can keep a secret.  If his lips are silent he chatters with his fingertips; betrayal oozes out of him at every pore"    S. Freud

I believe you'll be oozing during your upcoming polygraph exam.  You just better hope and pray your examiner's not observant.  I suspect he/she will be quite observant.   ;)

wombat

saidme,

time will tell. but like i sayed earlier, i have already spent hours and hours with shrinks and interrogators as part of my "process". passed them all. i perform well under pressure.

the more i read the more i become confident that it'll be a cake walk;)

Saidme

I would like an honest (no pun intended) reply on your polygraph results.  As an examiner, I always enjoy people like you.  It makes my job easier. ;)

wombat

saidme,

definatly. you will get an honest result. and if i fail ill be the first one to warn any one that thinks of using CM's to hide the "truth".
im confident that IF its possible to beat the "system" based on what is writen here then i can do it.

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