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Posted by 1904
- Oct 12, 2007, 08:29 AMQuote from: StudebakerHawk on Oct 11, 2007, 08:20 PM
I don't think anybody cares about the topic.
Then why're you here Einstein ?
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We all know that George and his band of nerds are totally ignorant about polygraph testing.
Who died and made you class captain..?
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When two people disagree, and one of them is a pro in the field, who would be dumb enough to listen to the amateur.
Apparently yourself. That's why you're here.
Free Tip Of The Day for you Junior:
Until you are as eloquent and knowledgeable as our resident ex's, I recommend that you listen and learn from the shadows.
Posted by tbld
- Oct 12, 2007, 12:51 AMQuote from: StudebakerHawk on Oct 11, 2007, 08:20 PMI don't think anybody cares about the topic. We all know that George and his band of nerds are totally ignorant about polygraph testing.
When two people disagree, and one of them is a pro in the field, who would be dumb enough to listen to the amateur.
Hmmm yea everyone is ''totally'' ignorant if everyone were totally ignorant no pgs would bother with coming to this site... Kryptonite for you...GONG
Posted by StudebakerHawk
- Oct 11, 2007, 08:20 PMI don't think anybody cares about the topic. We all know that George and his band of nerds are totally ignorant about polygraph testing.
When two people disagree, and one of them is a pro in the field, who would be dumb enough to listen to the amateur.
When two people disagree, and one of them is a pro in the field, who would be dumb enough to listen to the amateur.
Posted by Paradiddle
- Oct 11, 2007, 07:13 PMPlease forgive, but this thread has been off topic for several days, and I thought I would have some fun at our gracious host's expense. So where were we 5 days ago with this topic? :-?
Posted by StudebakerHawk
- Oct 11, 2007, 06:05 PMParadiddle,
That's the best poem I ever saw. Are you really not George Maschke, or are you trying to throw us off the scent?
That's the best poem I ever saw. Are you really not George Maschke, or are you trying to throw us off the scent?
Posted by Paradiddle
- Oct 11, 2007, 12:30 PMAnd I think every one knows my real identity by now----I am none other than George Maschke himself. I knew that would ruffle some feathers! Here is one of my latest poetic sonnets.
My Polygraph experience was very bad and on my test I tanked
So i moved to another country rather than be shanked
I started a website devoted to an antipolygraph cause
now I recommend countermeasures devised by Santa Clause
I intended on people to visit, who have a screening test,
but hey who cares if 1000 pedophiles show up to give it their best.
I spend my nights online, no wife, no kids, no meaning,
to give out a sum of bad advice with logic truly leaning.
I hate Ludovico Paradiddle and especially WW and Meat,
but I'll give them their say, and at the end of the day,
I'll lift weights and sniff my feet.
Dr. George W. Maschke
(I'm not actually George Maschke you morons----disclaimer for administrator satisfaction)
lol
Paradiddle RLRRLRLLRLRRLRLLRLRRLRLL
My Polygraph experience was very bad and on my test I tanked
So i moved to another country rather than be shanked
I started a website devoted to an antipolygraph cause
now I recommend countermeasures devised by Santa Clause
I intended on people to visit, who have a screening test,
but hey who cares if 1000 pedophiles show up to give it their best.
I spend my nights online, no wife, no kids, no meaning,
to give out a sum of bad advice with logic truly leaning.
I hate Ludovico Paradiddle and especially WW and Meat,
but I'll give them their say, and at the end of the day,
I'll lift weights and sniff my feet.
Dr. George W. Maschke
(I'm not actually George Maschke you morons----disclaimer for administrator satisfaction)
lol
Paradiddle RLRRLRLLRLRRLRLLRLRRLRLL
Posted by 1904
- Oct 11, 2007, 04:33 AMQuote from: nonombre on Oct 10, 2007, 06:17 PM
Well, I did a little investigative work. But I wasn't sure. In any case, I can't go into it right now. More later...
Yeah Well. You got me but it wasnt fair to 'Out' me publicly.
Anyways, you're welcome to mosey over to my place anytime for a barbecue and a few Buds.
Come and spend a week or two with me and my little woman on our yacht off Coco Beach.
Posted by nonombre
- Oct 10, 2007, 06:17 PMQuote from: 1904 on Oct 10, 2007, 04:43 AMQuote from: nonombre on Oct 09, 2007, 07:23 PM1904,
Is your name "John Grogan"?
Yes. how did you know??
Well, I did a little investigative work. But I wasn't sure. In any case, I can't go into it right now. More later...
Posted by 1904
- Oct 10, 2007, 04:43 AMQuote from: nonombre on Oct 09, 2007, 07:23 PM1904,
Is your name "John Grogan"?
Yes. how did you know??
Posted by nonombre
- Oct 09, 2007, 07:23 PM1904,
Is your name "John Grogan"?
Is your name "John Grogan"?
Posted by Mysterymeat
- Oct 09, 2007, 12:01 PM1904,
Sorry. I did not mean to make your pacemaker arc. Go into the kitchen and pour yourself a big glass of Calm Down Juice.
Have a special day!
MM
Sorry. I did not mean to make your pacemaker arc. Go into the kitchen and pour yourself a big glass of Calm Down Juice.
Have a special day!
MM
Posted by Mysterymeat
- Oct 09, 2007, 11:26 AM1904,
You sold your testing business and "had to teach the purchaser to ply my old trade". Nice. My heart goes out to you old man. Hang on-let me get a tissue.
What country are you in? Did the deal include any goats, chickens or other livestock? Either way, it is a releif to know that you are retired.
Regards,
MM
You sold your testing business and "had to teach the purchaser to ply my old trade". Nice. My heart goes out to you old man. Hang on-let me get a tissue.
What country are you in? Did the deal include any goats, chickens or other livestock? Either way, it is a releif to know that you are retired.
Regards,
MM
Posted by 1904
- Oct 09, 2007, 04:58 AMQuote from: Mysterymeat on Oct 08, 2007, 11:30 PM
Nice editorial but you sir, are full of shit!
And you sir, are definitely not.
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You say that you sold your polygraph business and then trained the guy who bought it?? Even George and Gino know that this is not how the polygraph industry works.
Well, just in case they don't, maybe you could enlighten the readers exactly how the p/g industry works.
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You want us to buy your story that some Schmo walked in off the street and bought your business after YOU trained him to conduct polygraph exams.....
Use it. Don't use it schmuck. Which part do you find to be incredulous..?
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If there is ANY truth to your story, then you should feel as bad as you do! I for one, am not buying it.....but thanks for trying! Regards, MM
Tell someone who actually gives a s**t about yr whiny-assed opinion.
Posted by 1904
- Oct 09, 2007, 04:15 AMQuote from: Mysterymeat on Oct 08, 2007, 11:30 PMRice80,
Nice editorial but you sir, are full of shit! You say that you sold your polygraph business and then trained the guy who bought it?? You want us to buy your story that some Schmo walked in off the street and bought your business after YOU trained him to conduct polygraph exams.....
If there is ANY truth to your story, then you should feel as bad as you do! I for one, am not buying it.....but thanks for trying!
Regards, MM
And your point is what...? I dont think even you know what point you are trying
to push here. Dilute your moonshine Tyrone.
You are so dumb, its scary.
Posted by Mysterymeat
- Oct 08, 2007, 11:46 PMrice80,
My mistake...sorry about that! Thank you for correcting me.
Regards,
MM
My mistake...sorry about that! Thank you for correcting me.
Regards,
MM