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rnelson
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posted 08-23-2007 07:06 AM Click Here to See the Profile for rnelson Click Here to Email rnelson Edit/Delete Message
must... not... photoshop...

(cpn kirk/wm shattner doesn't translate to text well)

There is no sign of Dan Mangan this week, and we are told by Ralph and Nadine that he contacted them to advise he could not make it.

However, that he did agree that his anchorman picture could be used as a display model at Ralph's booth.

So there he is staring at be from the posterboard - every day - taunting me as walk in and taunting me again as I walk out. I just can't look at that picture without simultaneously laughing and feeling guilty.

To make matter's worse, I've got to resist the peer pressure of Lawson Hagler all weeek - encouraging me constantly to reach for the Sharpie in my bag and draw foo-man-choo on Ralph's add poster of Dan...

So, I woke up this morning remembering that I didn't swear off sharpies.


Peace,


r

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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room."
--(Stanley Kubrick/Peter Sellers - Dr. Strangelove, 1964)


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skipwebb
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posted 08-23-2007 11:36 AM Click Here to See the Profile for skipwebb Click Here to Email skipwebb Edit/Delete Message
You are just a baaaaad man Raymond!!!

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stat
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posted 08-23-2007 02:47 PM Click Here to See the Profile for stat Edit/Delete Message
Perhaps you could take the sharpie and quickly draw a diagram showing the highly complicated "aquaduct" type of hair part system----and labeling the corresponding "loaves of hair" with
1. primary loaf
2. secondary loaf
3. 2 auxillery side loaves


suddenly I'm hungry.

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rnelson
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posted 08-23-2007 02:58 PM Click Here to See the Profile for rnelson Click Here to Email rnelson Edit/Delete Message
Ralph told me he wants $100 for the damage to his expensive poster.

To me this would be more fun than gambling.

Anyone want in?


r

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stat
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posted 08-23-2007 03:27 PM Click Here to See the Profile for stat Edit/Delete Message
Put me down for $12.00

That's $3.00 per loaf

[This message has been edited by stat (edited 08-23-2007).]

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rnelson
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posted 08-23-2007 03:41 PM Click Here to See the Profile for rnelson Click Here to Email rnelson Edit/Delete Message
I'll double that myself for 24, and make it an even 25.

Considering asking ralph to take $50 and we'll send 50 to a victim fund of his choice.

r

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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room."
--(Stanley Kubrick/Peter Sellers - Dr. Strangelove, 1964)


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rnelson
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posted 08-23-2007 05:25 PM Click Here to See the Profile for rnelson Click Here to Email rnelson Edit/Delete Message
Ralph agreed to send a portion of the money to a victim fund, so I'm taking a collection. We were over halfway there an hour ago.

r

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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room."
--(Stanley Kubrick/Peter Sellers - Dr. Strangelove, 1964)


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rnelson
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posted 08-23-2007 05:34 PM Click Here to See the Profile for rnelson Click Here to Email rnelson Edit/Delete Message
nuked.

[This message has been edited by rnelson (edited 08-24-2007).]

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Bill2E
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posted 08-24-2007 05:39 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Bill2E Edit/Delete Message
Any word on the elections at APA? Do we have a new president yet?

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stat
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posted 08-24-2007 06:57 AM Click Here to See the Profile for stat Edit/Delete Message
Ray, how did you arrive from sorrow filled contrition to Bart Simpson? Have you heard 2nd hand word from Dan that he is secretly OK with the taunts?

Could someone report on the election?

Is it true that the board will be re-issuing Prima Noctae?

I shoulda went! awe sassafrass!

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rnelson
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posted 08-24-2007 07:22 AM Click Here to See the Profile for rnelson Click Here to Email rnelson Edit/Delete Message
quote:
Ray, how did you arrive from sorrow filled contrition to Bart Simpson? Have you heard 2nd hand word from Dan that he is secretly OK with the taunts?

politics.

it sours the stomach, and makes one punchy.

I'm told by ralph and co that they spoke with him a few days before the conference, and he's fine, though no mention of any details.

A wise examiner once said "funny pictures are funny."

We took a collection and bought the poster from Ralph, since the damage would be permanent. So, I'll take it home and even mail it to Dan if he wants it.

I'll start another thread about the recent adventures at APA.

r

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Ted Todd
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posted 08-25-2007 07:18 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Ted Todd Edit/Delete Message
What happened to the pics?

Ted

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