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stat
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posted 10-11-2007 09:58 AM Click Here to See the Profile for stat Edit/Delete Message
.....from boredom while waiting for some interesting chat on Polygraph Place. Sheesh what's the matter around here? Must the anti-site steal both our honor and our attention at the same time?
Anyone know any good jokes? Here's one;

Why did the Pneumos look all over town for the galvos?

answer; Because the galvos disappeared WITHOUT A TRACE!

c'mon people, wake up.

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sackett
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posted 10-11-2007 10:15 AM Click Here to See the Profile for sackett Click Here to Email sackett Edit/Delete Message
OK "stat" you're on.

Find out who and what "Samuel" is. He's not a polygraphist from Nigeria, or where ever he's reporting enjoying long walks at night looking for bears...

He's obviously an ignorant American under 30 (i.e. "dude"). Nonetheless, he's an "anti" plant; now, go track him down...[:-()


Jim

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stat
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posted 10-11-2007 10:55 AM Click Here to See the Profile for stat Edit/Delete Message
huh? What Samuel are you talking about?

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stat
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posted 10-11-2007 10:58 AM Click Here to See the Profile for stat Edit/Delete Message
ok, I see now. He is a prankster. Don't you know of any other African examiners? Think and remember.
hint; he aint 30, and he has been an examiner longer than most of us, and it isn't john Grogan for pete's sake.

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detector
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posted 10-11-2007 11:13 AM Click Here to See the Profile for detector Click Here to Email detector Edit/Delete Message
I think that was gizmo reincarnated since I blocked his ability to post yesterday. Samuel has been 86'd now as well. He may be back. You guys are way more on top of this forum than me so please shoot me a personal email to rhilliard@wordnet.net and I'll take care of it as quickly as I can. Thanks guys.

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stat
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posted 10-11-2007 12:02 PM Click Here to See the Profile for stat Edit/Delete Message
Speaking of pranksters---I found this most interesting link to one of George's until now undescovered hobbies;
www.GeorgeMaschke/fistingW//2blockWhilstSergeantNDragHolds^Camcorder.net

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rnelson
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posted 10-11-2007 01:15 PM Click Here to See the Profile for rnelson Click Here to Email rnelson Edit/Delete Message
hey, the link is broken

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Taylor
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posted 10-11-2007 03:34 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Taylor Click Here to Email Taylor Edit/Delete Message
Okay, due to all the SO's I work with....

This guy goes home early from work one day, and walks in to catch his
girlfriend packing her clothes. Surprised, he asks, "What are you
doing?" She says, "I'm leaving you." He asks, "Why?" The girlfriend
answers, "I heard you were a pedophile." The guy gasps in shock, and
says, "Pedophile? Wow, that's an awfully big word for a twelve-year
old!"

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stat
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posted 10-11-2007 03:34 PM Click Here to See the Profile for stat Edit/Delete Message
Sorry, the server is down, try this alternate link;
www.GeorgeMaschkeNDressDoin/wheelBarrel]wit/EosJupPilot2Bad80'sHardRockpornSong.Holland.gov

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rnelson
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posted 10-11-2007 04:59 PM Click Here to See the Profile for rnelson Click Here to Email rnelson Edit/Delete Message
OK. I'll try it. But if I get a virus, I'm givin it to you.

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detector
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posted 10-11-2007 05:08 PM Click Here to See the Profile for detector Click Here to Email detector Edit/Delete Message
Stat,

these links are completely bogus...no one has links like that. Can you guide us as to how you are finding this and we can go to it ourselves.

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Ted Todd
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posted 10-11-2007 05:23 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Ted Todd Edit/Delete Message
Ralph buddy,

You just grabbed the bait and ran with it! "FISH ON !".

Ted

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stat
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posted 10-11-2007 05:29 PM Click Here to See the Profile for stat Edit/Delete Message
Thanks Ralph, I swear I laughed for 5 minutes straight. I needed that.

Ralph, try this one;
www.gull/e/bull.net

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fidibus
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posted 10-11-2007 05:57 PM Click Here to See the Profile for fidibus Click Here to Email fidibus Edit/Delete Message
y'all have probably heard of this one:
polygraph examiners score off the charts!

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LouRovner
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posted 10-11-2007 06:03 PM Click Here to See the Profile for LouRovner Click Here to Email LouRovner Edit/Delete Message
OK Stat - you asked for it.

There's a young bass player who's new to the orchestra, and he's very anxious to do things right, make a good impression, etc. So the night of the big concert (Beethoven's Ninth) when the first chair calls a huddle, our young hero's all ears.

"Okay, boys, you all know the drill, but I'm filling in our newest member here. During the middle movements, there's almost nothing to do. In fact, we've got about 50 measures of rest. So we nip out the back of the hall and across the street to the pub for a quick round. You with us?"

The youngster nods enthusiastically, and then it's time to start. The first movement and a half go well, and then the basses all put down their instruments and slip out the back.

The pub is warm and welcoming, and the first round is great. Our boy is ready to walk out when the second chair calls for a second round. Our fellow is nervous, but anxious to fit in, so he downs the second. He's collecting his jacket when there's a call for a third round. He taps his neighbor on the shoulder -- "Hey, shouldn't we get back?" The guy responds, "Relax, man, it's under control."

Our fellow is starting to get seriously bent out of shape however, and collars the first chair as the man's about to order round four. "Sir, no offense, but shouldn't we get back?"

The first looks at him and explains, "Look, we've got this all figured out. We almost always make it back in time. If not, we've got a contingency plan. We've taken the maestro's score and sewed the pages together just before our entrance. That way, he'll reach the page turn and won't be able to. So he'll slow the tempo as he tries to get it figured out. We're cool. . ."

Well, they finish round four, and slosh their way back across the street into the hall. Sure enough, they're late. . . The conductor's got sweat pouring down his face; he's an absolute wreck. And can you blame him?

After all, it's the bottom of the Ninth, the score is tied and the basses are loaded!

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LouRovner
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posted 10-11-2007 06:04 PM Click Here to See the Profile for LouRovner Click Here to Email LouRovner Edit/Delete Message
Wait a minute.

Isn't this the bass website?

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stat
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posted 10-11-2007 06:51 PM Click Here to See the Profile for stat Edit/Delete Message
I miss you people.

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rnelson
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posted 10-11-2007 07:04 PM Click Here to See the Profile for rnelson Click Here to Email rnelson Edit/Delete Message
All together now...


wait for it...


wait for it...


G R R O O O A A A A N N N N N !

g r o a n.......


r

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