Well I took a polygraph for the SDPD yesturday and it was the worst experience ever.  I went into it a little nervous just because it was a polygraph but I figured I would just tell the truth and I'd be alright.  I actually believed in the science and that lie detectors worked because if they didn’t why would so many places use them right?  So I took the test and what do ya know im a child molester.  Who knew?  I sure didn’t.  I also reacted to some other sexual questions but when he asked if I had ever engaged in a sexual act with a child I reacted a lot apparently.  It’s completely wrong.  Maybe it was because I considered the sexual questions ridicules like sex with dead people and such.  I think when I was asked the child question I was disgusted and angry about it because I thought about something happening to my little brother or something.  For whatever reason this guy pretty much told me his machine said Im a dirt bag child molester and other things.  I felt like having a breakdown.  Im just so depressed about this.  I really wanted the job and im being eliminated for something that can’t be further from the truth.  I didn’t lie about a single thing on that test and it came back as like the worst thing possible.  Maybe it’s just because I was uncomfortable with those questions?  I may have answered and made a facial expression in a way that expressed how ridicules I thought it was.  Still I was drilled about how this machine is accurate and how I was lying and bullshiting him and I was a dirt bag child molester.  I CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS.  I CAN NOT BELIEVE HOW WRONG THIS MACHINE IS.  Is there anything I can do to help myself now?  Im problem screwed cause any other police department I apply for is going to want to know why I was rejected and they are going to tell them it was because im something im not. 

I AM NOT A CHILD MOLESTOR I DO NOT HUMP DEAD PEOPLE OR ANIMALS.  I TOLD THE TRUTH ABOUT EVERYTHING GOOD AND BAD.  I thought I would be ok because I let everything out.  I was honest.  It came back as something that was so wrong that hurt me because it’s so disgusting to have someone think that of you.  Im so depressed about this.  Is there anything I can do to make this go away?  I don’t want people to think this of me.  THESE TESTS DO NOT WORK AND SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE WAY THEY ARE BEING USED.  I cant believe the results of this test.   It couldn’t have been worst.  I would have no problem if I was eliminated by the sdpd for something that was true that I had done or just cause there were better applicants than me.  But this is horrible.

I didn't lie,

Take George's suggestion and record a detailed description of your polygraph. Then send a copy to all of your elected congress people with a cover letter telling them to do something about it or you will work toward their removal next election. Even form a group of friends, that believe as you do, and become letter writers. If enough people would do this, we might see some change. The ills of this country lies with our U.S. Congress. It really doesn't matter who is president. Congress makes the laws and the Supreme Court interprits them. A president can only sign or veto them.

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I wish we Americans were alone in our stupidity when it comes to relying on the pseudoscience of polygraphy for purposes of public safety and national security. But we're not. While no other country relies on polygraphy to the extent that the United States does, the lie detector has also made its way to Canada, Mexico, South Africa, Israel, Russia, China, and India, among other countries.

What happened to you is deeply wrong. Unfortunately, the outlook is not good. You can request a retest, which may or may not be granted. But the result of any retest will be colored by your prior polygraph experience.

I just came across your blog quite by accident.  I, too, had a very unfortunate experience with a SDPD polygraph exam a couple of years ago.   
At the conclusion of the test, the examiner said I failed because was "less than honest" about drug use.   Years prior I had taken a puff of a marijuana joint.  I have NEVER used drugs...yet, based upon their reading of fluctuations in my heart rate, I was disqualified.  It's interesting that SDPD is short staffed...I was applying for a Traffic Controller position I had held several years previously and then quit.
When I reapplied, a polygraph exam was now part of the application process.  After this experience, I now look at polygraph exams as not the best method of screening job applicants.

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So the police interviewed your girlfriend and you and you agreed to take a poly and only after you arrived at the police station you realize that her daughter has accused you of sexual molestation.  That is your story?  What did you think the test would concern?

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I'm in the same boat as Amy. A safe was stolen at a gas station in the middle of the day (must not been much of a safe) a year and a half ago, and now they want to polygraph me. I agreed to the test and signed a document saying I would do it. I should have done the research first, but i didn't know what it was about, and certainly wasn't expecting to be asked to do a poly. I was just asked to go to the police station to talk to the officer about something he couldn't divulge over the phone. And I honestly had no clue what it was about. I thought maybe I passed some old fart on the highway, and he didn't like the way I did it so he reported my plate or something like that. Lots of retirees driving around here, doing 60-70 kph on the highway. Oh ya, I am Canadian. The cop had mentioned that there was $3500.00 in the safe. I make that in a month. I'm a Systems Administrator for a medium sized company, I have a nice enough life. I would never even think of doing something like this. Now I'm nervous. On another note, can they ask me questions not in relation to the incident? I break the law a couple times a week, its a law I truly believe should not be a crime. Prohibition is a colossal waste of time and tax payers money. Have we figured out what I'm doing? Any way, can they ask me about that? Or any other off topic subject? I guess I better go talk to a lawyer...... am i boned because i signed that document?