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T.M. Cullen God Member Offline Posts: 858 Location: Hawaii Joined: Dec 5^th, 2007 Gender:	For your comedic relief Jun 10^th, 2008 at 9:21pm	Mark & Quote Quote Print Post
	The Poly Man (sung to the tune of "The Candy Man" by Sammy Davis Jr.) Who can take a statement Sprinkle it with doubt Cover it with fake science and a lie or two The Poly Man Oh, the Poly Man can The Poly Man can 'Cause he mixes it with fraud And makes the bureaucrats feel good Who can take a answer Wrap it in a lie Use an ugly scowl and make all the applicants cry The Poly Man The Poly Man can The Poly Man can 'Cause he calls the truth a lie And makes the lawyers feel good The Poly Man makes everything case he takes Deceitful and suspicious Now you talk about your childhood wishes You can just go wash dishes

	"There is no direct and unequivocal connection between lying and these physiological states of arousal...(referring to polygraph)." Dr. Phil Zimbardo, Phd, Standford University
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