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T.M. Cullen God Member Offline Posts: 858 Location: Hawaii Joined: Dec 5^th, 2007 Gender:	Sounds of Sackett Mar 12^th, 2008 at 6:47pm	Mark & Quote Quote Print Post
	The Sounds of Sackett (sing to the tune of "The Sounds of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel) Hello applicant, my old friend I've come to retest you again Because of a suspicion softly creeping Left its seeds while you were testing And the deception that I planted in your brain Still remains Within the sound of sackett! With restless nerves you walked alone Agency halls away from home 'Within the space of my examination room I sealed your fate to dust pan and broom When my eyes were caught by the squiggle of a pen I knew I had you then It touched the sound of sackett And in that fateful hall I saw Ten thousand applicants, maybe more People lying without knowing People failing without lying People explaining lies of which they just were not aware Cuz no one dared Disturb the sound of sackett

	"There is no direct and unequivocal connection between lying and these physiological states of arousal...(referring to polygraph)." Dr. Phil Zimbardo, Phd, Standford University
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nopolycop Especially Senior User Offline Posts: 383 Joined: Oct 20^th, 2007	Re: Sounds of Sackett Reply #1 - Mar 12^th, 2008 at 8:13pm	Mark & Quote Quote Print Post
	T.M. Cullen wrote on Mar 12^th, 2008 at 6:47pm: The Sounds of Sackett (sing to the tune of "The Sounds of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel) Hello applicant, my old friend I've come to retest you again Because of a suspicion softly creeping Left its seeds while you were testing And the deception that I planted in your brain Still remains Within the sound of sackett! With restless nerves you walked alone Agency halls away from home 'Within the space of my examination room I sealed your fate to dust pan and broom When my eyes were caught by the squiggle of a pen I knew I had you then It touched the sound of sackett And in that fateful hall I saw Ten thousand applicants, maybe more People lying without knowing People failing without lying People explaining lies of which they just were not aware Cuz no one dared Disturb the sound of sackett And the polygraphers bowed and prayed, To the psuedo-science they had made, And in the shadow of a false positive, They conspired to dismiss it as a whim, When their guise was exposed by the light of anti-polygraph.org, Which they now abhor, Such is life, in the sounds of sackett.

	"Although the degree of reliability of polygraph evidence may depend upon a variety of identifiable factors, there is simply no way to know in a particular case whether a polygraph examiner's Conclusion is accurate, because certain doubts and uncertainties plague even the best polygraph exams." (Justice Clarence Thomas writing in United States v. Scheffer, 523 U.S. 303, 118 S.Ct. 1261, 140 L.Ed.2d 413, 1998.)
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Twoblock God Member Offline Posts: 732 Location: AR. Joined: Oct 15^th, 2002 Gender:	Re: Sounds of Sackett Reply #2 - Mar 12^th, 2008 at 8:17pm	Mark & Quote Quote Print Post
	Hey Guys That's fantastic. I happen to know the words to the original.


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sackett Especially Senior User Offline Posts: 347 Joined: Jan 31^st, 2008	Re: Sounds of Sackett Reply #3 - Mar 13^th, 2008 at 2:58am	Mark & Quote Quote Print Post
	OUTSTANDING! I like it! In fact, I have printed it out and will reformat it to post in my office as a poem. It will surely cause discussion, thereby allowing me to get my message accross better than has been accepted here. Thanks guys for imortalizing me in the name of polygraph... Sackett


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nopolycop Especially Senior User Offline Posts: 383 Joined: Oct 20^th, 2007	Re: Sounds of Sackett Reply #4 - Mar 13^th, 2008 at 5:08am	Mark & Quote Quote Print Post
	sackett wrote on Mar 13^th, 2008 at 2:58am: OUTSTANDING! I like it! In fact, I have printed it out and will reformat it to post in my office as a poem. It will surely cause discussion, thereby allowing me to get my message accross better than has been accepted here. Thanks guys for imortalizing me in the name of polygraph... Sackett For my little part, you are welcome. A little humor now and then does absolutely no harm...

	"Although the degree of reliability of polygraph evidence may depend upon a variety of identifiable factors, there is simply no way to know in a particular case whether a polygraph examiner's Conclusion is accurate, because certain doubts and uncertainties plague even the best polygraph exams." (Justice Clarence Thomas writing in United States v. Scheffer, 523 U.S. 303, 118 S.Ct. 1261, 140 L.Ed.2d 413, 1998.)
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sackett Especially Senior User Offline Posts: 347 Joined: Jan 31^st, 2008	Re: Sounds of Sackett Reply #5 - Mar 13^th, 2008 at 3:15pm	Mark & Quote Quote Print Post
	Agreed! Even at my expense.... Sackett


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notguilty1 Especially Senior User Offline Posts: 300 Joined: Feb 2^nd, 2008	Re: Sounds of Sackett Reply #6 - Mar 13^th, 2008 at 3:20pm	Mark & Quote Quote Print Post
	sackett wrote on Mar 13^th, 2008 at 3:15pm: Agreed! Even at my expense.... Sackett Sackett, you make it so easy!!


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sackett Especially Senior User Offline Posts: 347 Joined: Jan 31^st, 2008	Re: Sounds of Sackett Reply #7 - Mar 13^th, 2008 at 3:53pm	Mark & Quote Quote Print Post
	Since the assumptions of many on this board are that I am a bored high school simpleton drop out; having attained my GED through no-doubt suspicious means and methods, and after a lifetime of numerous, meaningless jobs, then after having attended a short trade school of mystical and unscientific proposition and that I am now, out prowling the countryside for unsuspecting, honest, naive applicants to ruin and besmerch (sic) of reputation, thereby adding to the rolls of disgruntled, expectant unemployed public servants on this site.....All for my own distorted, twisted and sadistic entertainment; well, I guess You are welcome!


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notguilty1 Especially Senior User Offline Posts: 300 Joined: Feb 2^nd, 2008	Re: Sounds of Sackett Reply #8 - Mar 14^th, 2008 at 2:43am	Mark & Quote Quote Print Post
	sackett wrote on Mar 13^th, 2008 at 3:53pm: Since the assumptions of many on this board are that I am a bored high school simpleton drop out; having attained my GED through no-doubt suspicious means and methods, and after a lifetime of numerous, meaningless jobs, then after having attended a short trade school of mystical and unscientific proposition and that I am now, out prowling the countryside for unsuspecting, honest, naive applicants to ruin and besmerch (sic) of reputation, thereby adding to the rolls of disgruntled, expectant unemployed public servants on this site.....All for my own distorted, twisted and sadistic entertainment; well, I guess You are welcome! WOW!!!! AGAIN WE AGREE THATS TWICE .... !!!!!


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