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Reply #45 - Oct 9th, 2007 at 3:26pm
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1904,

You sold your testing business and "had to teach the purchaser to ply my old trade". Nice. My heart goes out to you old man. Hang on-let me get a tissue.

What country are you in? Did the deal include any goats, chickens or other livestock? Either way, it is a releif to know that you are retired. 

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Reply #46 - Oct 9th, 2007 at 4:01pm
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1904,

Sorry. I did not mean to make your pacemaker arc. Go into the kitchen and pour yourself a big glass of Calm Down Juice. 

Have a special day!

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Reply #47 - Oct 9th, 2007 at 11:23pm
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1904,

Is your name "John Grogan"? Roll Eyes
  
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Reply #48 - Oct 10th, 2007 at 8:43am
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nonombre wrote on Oct 9th, 2007 at 11:23pm:
1904,

Is your name "John Grogan"? Roll Eyes


Yes. how did you know??
  
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Reply #49 - Oct 10th, 2007 at 10:17pm
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1904,

Is your name "John Grogan"? Roll Eyes


Yes. how did you know??


Well, I did a little investigative work.  But I wasn't sure.  In any case, I can't go into it right now.  More later...


  
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Reply #50 - Oct 11th, 2007 at 8:33am
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nonombre wrote on Oct 10th, 2007 at 10:17pm:


Well, I did a little investigative work.  But I wasn't sure.  In any case, I can't go into it right now.  More later...


Yeah Well. You got me but it wasnt fair to 'Out' me publicly.
Anyways, you're welcome to mosey over to my place anytime for a barbecue and a few Buds.
Come and spend a week or two with me and my little woman on our yacht off Coco Beach.
  
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Reply #51 - Oct 11th, 2007 at 4:30pm
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And I think every one knows my real identity by now----I am none other than George Maschke himself. I knew that would ruffle some feathers! Here is one of my latest poetic sonnets.


My Polygraph experience was very bad and on my test I tanked
So i moved to another country rather than be shanked
I started a website devoted to an antipolygraph cause
now I recommend countermeasures devised by Santa Clause

I intended on people to visit, who have a screening test,
but hey who cares if 1000 pedophiles show up to give it their best.
I spend my nights online, no wife, no kids, no meaning,
to give out a sum of bad advice with logic truly leaning.

I hate Ludovico Paradiddle and especially WW and Meat,
but I'll give them their say, and at the end of the day,
I'll lift weights and sniff my feet.

Dr. George W. Maschke
(I'm not actually George Maschke you morons----disclaimer for administrator satisfaction)


lol
Paradiddle  RLRRLRLLRLRRLRLLRLRRLRLL
 

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Reply #52 - Oct 11th, 2007 at 10:05pm
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Paradiddle,

That's the best poem I ever saw.  Are you really not George Maschke, or are you trying to throw us off the scent?
  
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Reply #53 - Oct 11th, 2007 at 11:13pm
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Please forgive, but this thread has been off topic for several days, and I thought I would have some fun at our gracious host's expense. So where were we 5 days ago with this topic? Huh
  

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Reply #54 - Oct 12th, 2007 at 12:20am
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I don't think anybody cares about the topic.  We all know that George and his band of nerds are totally ignorant about polygraph testing.

When two people disagree, and one of them is a pro in the field, who would be dumb enough to listen to the amateur.
  
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Reply #55 - Oct 12th, 2007 at 4:51am
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StudebakerHawk wrote on Oct 12th, 2007 at 12:20am:
I don't think anybody cares about the topic.  We all know that George and his band of nerds are totally ignorant about polygraph testing.

When two people disagree, and one of them is a pro in the field, who would be dumb enough to listen to the amateur.


Hmmm yea everyone is ''totally'' ignorant if everyone were totally ignorant no pgs would bother with coming to this site... Kryptonite for you...GONG
  
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Reply #56 - Oct 12th, 2007 at 12:29pm
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StudebakerHawk wrote on Oct 12th, 2007 at 12:20am:


I don't think anybody cares about the topic.  


Then why're you here Einstein ?

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We all know that George and his band of nerds are totally ignorant about polygraph testing.


Who died and made you class captain..?

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When two people disagree, and one of them is a pro in the field, who would be dumb enough to listen to the amateur.


Apparently yourself. That's why you're here. 

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