To PL,

I worry about you.
You mess around with Rohypnol
You have to practice CM's in a p/g or CVSA - presumably because of past (present?)
illicit use of drugs. 
I really think that you should stop trying to get govt jobs.
Maybe as a roadie with Metallica....? then you could dope out as much as possible and
thats actually grounds for promotion.

BTW - remem when the dude asked you if the room was blue... he was probably checking
your level of intoxication..as in " that PL guy was so whacked, he thought the yellow room was blue"

So, whatever chemicals you're being deluded by today, dont you worry, you're special sunshine.