Onesimus wrote on Aug 7
th, 2006 at 11:01pm:
In the past month or so, nonombre has been describing the applicants to his police force. Here are some of the terms he has used to describe them lately:
teeth wrapped in aluminum foil
good candidates for a job at Pizza Hut, or the local donut shop
Subjects taking 2-4 breaths per second in an effort to affect the outcome of their polygraph examinations
take no more than 2 breaths in the next 20 to 25 second period
highly recommended for employment in the fast food or house cleaning industries
I haven’t seen him say anything positive about the applicants. Is anyone deeply concerned about the quality of applicants wherever he works, or are people just assuming he is making these stories up or greatly exaggerating them?
Nice unprovoked attack, Onesimus. I must be really getting to you...
Please allow me to remind readers what each of my descriptions referred to:
1. "teeth wrapped in aluminum foil." This referred to an idiot (much like I envision you) who thought this foolish endevour would enble him to "beat" the polygraph test.
2. "...good candidates for a job at Pizza Hut, or the local donut shop." This referred to idiots (much like you) who insisted on continuing to engage in ridiculas countermeasures even after being caught red handed.
3. "...Subjects taking 2-4 breaths per second in an effort to affect the outcome of their polygraph examinations." Refer to #2, above.
4. "...take no more than 2 breaths in the next 20 to 25 second period." Ditto...
5. "...highly recommended for employment in the fast food or house cleaning industries." Refer to #2 once again.
6. "I haven’t seen him say anything positive about the applicants." If I have not stressed this enough, allow me to do so now. The vast majority of applicants I test are dedicated, cooperative, people who only wish to serve. For those, I do everything in my power to get them on board and I am proud to call them my peers. For the others who treat the polygraph process like the "game" most all of you do on this website, I poudly say again: "They are highly recommended for employment in the fast food or house cleaning industries."
Regards,
Nonombre