Quote:I would also like to give a special thanks to the leading bullshit producers this past year. Listed in order of production they are; George, Anonymous, and Triple X
<award speech>Wow, I don't know what to say. I know I don't have a lot of time here, so... first I'd like to thank the little people out there - you know, the polygraph examiners - for fucking so many of us over and giving us this great topic to debate. Without you, this achievement wouldn't be possible. Next, I'd like to thank my fellow bullshit producers - George, Triple X and everyone else out there. To think - we started out just sitting in a chair with fucking wires practically hanging out of each major orafice (hmm, any research done there?) being told over and over 'I know you're not telling the truth here today' - but look at us now. I'm just so honored to receive this award.
Most importantly, I'd like to thank I-Smell-BS for recognizing my contribution. You know, you put so much effort into something and it often goes unnoticed. But I-Smell-BS, you took a chance and came though for me.
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It looks like I'm out of time here. Thanks again to everyone, I'm truly honored by this recognition. I am exhilirated to know that the bullshit I've produced this year is making a difference in people's lives and I hope we all continue to make a difference. Good night and God bless
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But seriously folks - is this all the examiner/pro-polygraph community has to offer to this debate? Is that it? To be perfectly honest, it's a little disappointing. Anyone? Anything?