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Title: Help - need to hire a fake polygraph examiner
Post by: mad-vision on Jul 27, 2009, 09:31 AM
Hi all,

Very enlightening this site but I need some help if you can. There is no way I can concentrate hard enough to beat a lie detector, I suffer from anxiety. Even with valium my heart can still races. None the less I need to have a lie detector in the next few months to help save my 7 year relationship. Something happened a while back which my partner knows about but the true extent was too awful for me to talk about so I haven't. As a result the relationship has become mistrustful and in some instances physical and mental abuse has incurred. Leaving isn't an option nor is getting out of the test.
Does anyone know if there is a place in the UK or someone that will do a fake lie detector? Rather desperate here.
Really appreciated and thanks for reading
Title: Re: Help - need to hire a fake polygraph examiner
Post by: T.M. Cullen on Jul 27, 2009, 05:45 PM
QuoteVery enlightening this site but I need some help if you can. There is no way I can concentrate hard enough to beat a lie detector, I suffer from anxiety. Even with valium my heart can still races. None the less I need to have a lie detector in the next few months to help save my 7 year relationship. Something happened a while back which my partner knows about but the true extent was too awful for me to talk about so I haven't. As a result the relationship has become mistrustful and in some instances physical and mental abuse has incurred. Leaving isn't an option nor is getting out of the test.
Does anyone know if there is a place in the UK or someone that will do a fake lie detector? Rather desperate here.

"Fake polygraph examiner"?  Pardon my abruptness, but that is sort of an oxymoron, since the polygraph falls into the category of "fake" or "pseudo" science.

Do they have marriage counselors in the UK?

You are putting yourself in a position you don't need to be in.  Try to convey to your partner that you have found out that the polygraph is not accurate, reliable nor scientifically valid.  Tell him/her that your ARE willing to enter into valid partnership counseling with them, but that you are NOT willing to jeopardize your relationship based on the results of a bogus test. 

Refer him to this website and the National Academy of Science report which backs up my claim that the polygraph is not "scientifically valid".

Would you agree to let your relationship ride on the findings of a fortune teller, psychic or vedic astrologer?

My advice would be to get legal advice if you are  being physically or mentally abused.  The services of a medically qualified professional (psychologist/psychiatrist) may  be of help, also.

Good Luck,

TC 

P.S.  I suffer from an anxiety disorder myself.  It has NO effect on the outcome of a polygraph since the machine is looking to measure sudden  changes in your anxiety response relative to an established baseline.  Though a person with psychological sensitivities might in fact be more vulnerable to the interrogative techniques used by polygraphs.  It is much easier to take advantage of and manipulate a person whose life is experiencing a lot of "background anxiety".  Just realize that,either way, polygraphic measurements do NOTY directly indicate deception, though polygraphists routinely lie and say they do.

Do you get "Showtime" in the UK.  If so, check out this week's episode of "Teller and Penn, bullshit!" .  It deals directly with the absurdity of polygraphic marriage counseling.

Title: Re: Help - need to hire a fake polygraph examiner
Post by: george booth on Feb 05, 2014, 01:51 PM
I need a fake polygraph test results
Title: Re: Help - need to hire a fake polygraph examiner
Post by: Ex Member on Feb 05, 2014, 04:50 PM
georgie,
Take your pick, they are all fakes.
Title: Re: Help - need to hire a fake polygraph examiner
Post by: Doug Williams on Feb 05, 2014, 05:16 PM
Quote from: Arkhangelsk on Feb 05, 2014, 04:50 PMgeorgie,
Take your pick, they are all fakes.

Great minds think alike - I was just going to post the exact same thing!
Title: Re: Help - need to hire a fake polygraph examiner
Post by: xenonman on Apr 07, 2014, 09:47 PM
Quote from: francesmoore on Jul 27, 2009, 09:31 AMHi all,

Very enlightening this site but I need some help if you can. There is no way I can concentrate hard enough to beat a lie detector, I suffer from anxiety. Even with valium my heart can still races. None the less I need to have a lie detector in the next few months to help save my 7 year relationship. Something happened a while back which my partner knows about but the true extent was too awful for me to talk about so I haven't. As a result the relationship has become mistrustful and in some instances physical and mental abuse has incurred. Leaving isn't an option nor is getting out of the test.
Does anyone know if there is a place in the UK or someone that will do a fake lie detector? Rather desperate here.
Really appreciated and thanks for reading
Quote from: francesmoore on Jul 27, 2009, 09:31 AM
Help - need to hire a fake polygraph examiner
Jul 27th, 2009 at 7:47am Mark & Quote Quote
Hi all,




Very enlightening this site but I need some help if you can. There is no way I can concentrate hard enough to beat a lie detector, I suffer from anxiety. Even with valium my heart can still races. None the less I need to have a lie detector in the next few months to help save my 7 year relationship. Something happened a while back which my partner knows about but the true extent was too awful for me to talk about so I haven't. As a result the relationship has become mistrustful and in some instances physical and mental abuse has incurred. Leaving isn't an option nor is getting out of the test.

Why not give GCHQ in Cheltenham a call?  They could probably help you! :D
Does anyone know if there is a place in the UK or someone that will do a fake lie detector? Rather desperate here.
Really appreciated and thanks for reading
Title: Re: Help - need to hire a fake polygraph examiner
Post by: xenonman on Dec 30, 2014, 06:07 PM
Try the nice folks at GCHQ in Cheltenham or MI-6 in London! :D
Title: Re: Help - need to hire a fake polygraph examiner
Post by: Bandon Kane on Feb 09, 2015, 11:20 AM
Actually, there is an outfit in the UK offering global fake lie detector tests where the certificate comes from a genuine security company that has been on the news etc... just type in  fakeliedetector.com in a search engine and you should find it
Title: Re: Help - need to hire a fake polygraph examiner
Post by: Jenny5521 on Apr 27, 2015, 11:01 AM
Do they use the company securicorp.org as the company?
Title: Re: Help - need to hire a fake polygraph examiner
Post by: Anonymous on Jul 02, 2015, 04:41 PM
Hi i am in similar situation to u and i was wonderding if u found anyone to do fake lie detector?
Title: Re: Help - need to hire a fake polygraph examiner
Post by: Dal on Jul 21, 2015, 11:29 AM
Hey any one who is the same boat I was there is a guy who does this in uk type in fb fake lie detector results pm him his name is Harry a top guy who saved my marriage
Title: Re: Help - need to hire a fake polygraph examiner
Post by: Ex Member on Jul 21, 2015, 11:05 PM
Sounds like fraud to me.
Title: Re: Help - need to hire a fake polygraph examiner
Post by: london2020 on Apr 06, 2016, 05:19 AM
need to find someone can you help me please im in north lodon
Title: Re: Help - need to hire a fake polygraph examiner
Post by: xenonman on Apr 06, 2016, 12:45 PM
Quoteneed to find someone can you help me please im in north lodon

Well MI-5 and/or MI-6 shouldn't be too far from you!  lol
Seriously, I think that issues involving interpersonal relationships, etc. are about the last subjects in which a polygraph should ever become involved! :P
Title: Re: Help - need to hire a fake polygraph examiner
Post by: karl collins on Nov 21, 2016, 06:04 AM
can you call me asap on 07553988241
Title: Re: Help - need to hire a fake polygraph examiner
Post by: Richard on Nov 28, 2016, 08:01 PM
QuoteHey any one who is the same boat I was there is a guy who does this in uk type in fb fake lie detector results pm him his name is Harry a top guy who saved my marriage

I need help. Any chance of details being forwarded to me please???
Title: Re: Help - need to hire a fake polygraph examiner
Post by: Katina Griffith on Jan 02, 2017, 05:35 PM
Did Katina Griffith still money out of Randy Youngster pocket and take 900 dollars
Title: Re: Help - need to hire a fake polygraph examiner
Post by: xenonman on Feb 09, 2017, 02:49 AM
She's guilty! :D
Title: Re: Help - need to hire a fake polygraph examiner
Post by: Lady Bug1 on Feb 11, 2017, 04:07 PM
My boyfriend caught me cheating and for us to work I have to take a  polygraph test
Title: Re: Help - need to hire a fake polygraph examiner
Post by: xenonman on Feb 12, 2017, 12:22 AM
Quote from: Suanty_90 on Feb 11, 2017, 04:07 PMMy boyfriend caught me cheating and for us to work I have to take a  polygraph test

Who says that you have to take a polygraph exam? The boyfriend? :-?
Title: Re: Help - need to hire a fake polygraph examiner
Post by: Philip solomen on Aug 03, 2017, 02:54 PM
Can you help me with a polygraph test i meed one to help save my relationship with my girlfriend. 
Title: Re: Help - need to hire a fake polygraph examiner
Post by: David Saunders on Sep 11, 2018, 12:20 PM
Have you tried //www.FakeLieDetectorTest.com?  :)
Title: Re: Help - need to hire a fake polygraph examiner
Post by: Tim on Oct 11, 2019, 08:43 PM
does anyone know if the fake lie detector company is still in business?