First I want to thank George and everyone who participates in the creation of this board. Knowing what to expect and then actually watching the polygraphist walk through each and every step, just as advertised, went along way to making this alot less stressful and I am sure had alot to do with my passing with flying colors... At the end of the test I thought the polygraphist
was gonna kiss me for being so honest......
Preparation.....
1. Read this entire sight and The Lies Behind the Pol.
2. Made posters , with every RELEVANT question,
at bottom of each poster was the word NO in large
lettering.
Hung these posters as well as posters
saying POLYGRAPH IS A JOKE, HE'S LYING, POLYGRAPH
CAN NOT TELL A LIE.. DON"T BE TRICKED, IT'S A GAME.
all over my room, for a week I was constantly
desensatizing myself to the relevant questions
and reminded about the process of LIE
DETECTING.......
3. I made two tubes, two finger clips with wires
attached and used and ace bandage to simulate the
pressure cup on the bicep.
4. Made a tape with ten simulated LIE DETECTOR TESTS,
Each test had Irrelevant, relevant and control
questions spaced at about 25-30 seconds. I also
varied the sequence of the control/relevant questions
to try to keep myself off guard.
5. Using my home made tubes, finger clips and pressure
cuff, I ran through the tape just as if it were a real
test. Practicing when and how to apply the
counter measures to the control questions. I had
decided to vary the intensity of my counter measures,
First 10 questions I would heavily ( within reason, no
over doing it) enhance my reaction to the control
questions, second line of ten questions I would lessen
my efforts and the third time through I would again
decrease my reactions to the control questions.
I practiced three methods of reaction enhancement.
For the relevant questions I practiced a relaxing
counting technique.
For the control question reactions,
I used mental countermeasures, very slight breathing
manipulations ( remember these really stand out, don't
create a Mount Everest reaction) and I practiced
pushing my tongue against the back of my teeth .
Kind of like biting your tongue, but much harder to
detect in my opinion, and you can vary your intensity.
6, Practice.... Practice....Practice.......and more Practice
Use a mirror and watch yourself, check for give
aways like movements, also notice the tubes, wires
and pressure cuff, these should become familiar to
you, the less alien the process feels, the more
comfortable you will be.......
Safari,
You have in one post, authored and posted the Polygraph Practice Technique Manifesto. It amazing what intellect, knowlege and audacity can accomplish.
Much success !!
Regards ....
Hello Folks !!!
Didn't anyone else realize what this post is :o
Its the missing piece of the puzzle, and how do you prepare for a polygraph.
Its a recipe for mass practicing of polygraphy testing.
The ramifications of this combined with the TLBLD are huge. You too can practice your polygraph test in the privacy of your own home. This combination is the final neutralization of any polygraph exam. The problem has always been how do you practice without a machine. BINGO here it is !!!
Anyone else care to comment ?
My thoughts...,
Maybe this "Safari" guy would like to loan me some of the aluminum foil from the inside of his hat. I mean, WoW! He even bult his own little polygraph suite. Talk about, "preparation."
Another thought that comes to mind is: He surely went to some very great lengths to overcome something very personal. I wonder what that was...
On a final note, I would suggest if Mr. Safari was looking for "arousal," perhaps I can suggest another location for his "finger clips."
Sorry, cheap shot ;)
All in all, I must say the postings on this website are getting a little "far out."
My regards to all who post here. The entertainment factor never goes away...
Nonombre ::)
NoNombre,
I thought you would like this one !!
I think I will start selling Polygraph Test Practice kits.
Priced everything and it can be done for under $35.00. A bargain if I do say so myself.
Enjoy the humor
Regards ....
NONOMBRE--
On a final note, I would suggest if Mr. Safari was looking for "arousal," perhaps I can suggest another location for his "finger clips."
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Such inapropriate thoughts for a professional, perhaps you should evaluate your own ( Hidden ) DESIRES......
On another note, I don't pack the equipment you imply,...What am I ? And your supposed to be some kind of trained expert....
Aw c'mon Safari, I already apologized for the "fingerclip" crack..
But you have to admit that you went to some pretty severe measures to "prepare" for your polygraph examination. Read your first post hombre. You were INTENSE....
Which leads any reasonable person to ask...
Exactly what are you hiding? ???
Many Regards,
Nonombre
Eos,
Interesting business proposition...maybe a good retirement gig ;)
HOMBRE... TRY MUCHACHA
If your Gonna play.... Play to WIN
Hiding Something..Little ol' me....
5,000 worth of polygraph school
8 years of detective experience
1,700 polygraphs given
A 97 % deception detection rating
520 hours of training
15,000 dollars of state of the art polygraph equipment
All says that I am as pure as the driven snow......
Unless of course your implying that the results of my
polygraph test could somehow be WRONG.... That would
be just SHOCKING !!!!!
I mean this is such a solid science and all....
Quote from: Safari on Apr 04, 2006, 12:14 AMHOMBRE... TRY MUCHACHA
So sorry for my mistake, little lady...
My my, but you are an intriguing one...
Once again, my regards...
Nonombre 8)
Nonombre
Looks like Safari knows what to do with her fingers. I'll bet she has the middle finger on both hands sticking up at you.
Safari
I LOVE IT.
Quote from: Twoblock on Apr 04, 2006, 01:35 AMNonombre
Looks like Safari knows what to do with her fingers. I'll bet she has the middle finger on both hands sticking up at you.
Safari
I LOVE IT.
Come on now. Let's act like "grown ups," Twoblock. :-*
nonombre
I wasn't the one who was adolescent enough to say "I have a sugestion for another location for his "finger clips". As you said it was a cheap shot but you left it for everyone to read. You should have been grown up enough to delete it before you hit post.
Quote from: Twoblock on Apr 05, 2006, 12:39 AMnonombre
I wasn't the one who was adolescent enough to say "I have a sugestion for another location for his "finger clips". As you said it was a cheap shot but you left it for everyone to read. You should have been grown up enough to delete it before you hit post.
You are correct Twoblock. I did debate deleting that part of the post but in the end I just couldn't let it go. ::)
But I did apologize. Are you gonna do the same ;)?
Regards...
Nonombre
Well I for one accept your apology Nonombre..
Actually I think you have been quite warm hearted, and you did follow the clips maneuver with a sorry..
We all want to be a bit naughty now and then....Besides
you also said I was INTRIGUING..... I'll take that as
a compliment, sort of cerebrally exotic.. Now there's one a woman doesn't hear everyday... So now I'm intense and intriguing... Remember a woman only hears what she wants..HAHA
Anyway I was thinking it would be great if George could
add some links from his main page to a few mock polygraph tests of different types, yes-CQT- and so on.
Then people could practice their polys right from his sight, and as needed, changes could be made to follow the polygraphists adaptations to the tests.......Just a thought.. Anywho my best to all , remember THEY CAN"T
READ YOUR MIND.....
How long did it take to prepare and practice?
The New MR. X
So mysterious...
I spent about a week in preparation, perhaps 1 hour a day going through the practice tests that I had taped with the mock poly gear on. Of course the posters were always in plain sight so that process went on constantly...
Signed
Sneaky Old MRS. Y
Hello. I have to take a redo of the poly for FLE position next week. Last one was IC. Any words of wisdom? Thanks.
Per my prev. post, I want to do all I can to relax during the poly this time, as I was kinda nervous during the last one and I think it may have skewed the results and made it IC...how were you able to relax?