The receiving agency will send it right over to your pervert’s, I mean examiner’s business partner, who will tell them that… of course your examiner did nothing wrong!

Asking you multiple times if you’ve ever fondled a girl while she’s sleeping? Completely valid.

Telling you that you’re “talking with your gut?” No problem. 

Screaming in your ear to “STOP TRYING TO THROW OFF THE MACHINE!?” Perfectly acceptable. 

Throwing a temper tantrum and storming out of the room? Absolutely professional.

Sarcastically saying “don’t forget your coffee, sorry that it cooled?” The highest ethical conduct!

Telling you that “combative is a physical term?” Correct. 

Responding to a complaint by saying “well the guy’s done a thousand of these tests?” Awesome!

Why? Because the pervert’s business partner said so, that’s why!

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Well, just because he’s his business partner doesn’t mean he’s biased. Chip Morgan’s of absolutely impeccable moral integrity right? Wrong. He actively employs a former sheriff who was de-certified by POST and resigned via email. 

Well, at least he’s always been a consummate professional right?! Take a look at his Facebook and LinkedIn accounts, and then tell me how you feel about this idiot determining what’s professional and what’s not.  

Well, he might be a corrupt and unprofessional buffoon, but his credentials speak for themselves, right?! Chip Morgan has a bachelor’s degree in criminal justice, which he didn’t receive until 2017. He has no advanced degree of any kind, and absolutely nothing that would confer him the title “expert.”   

If you want to know why the horror stories we keep hearing about continue to happen, here’s why. If you bother to file a complaint, the receiving agency will send it over to someone whose just as much of a loser, thug, and charlatan as the person who conducted your exam. 

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Chip Morgan, if you’re reading this: You are a THUG. You are a COWARD. You are a shameless grifter who enables perverts like Dan Caputo to abuse and humiliate people under the guise of the polygraph. Drop the boy scout act and grow a pair.


CONTEXT: I underwent a polygraph examination with the Arizona Department of Public Safety, which I’ve written extensively about here and here. When I filed a complaint against Creepy Caputo, the sadistic pervert who conducted my exam, and his supervisor, Jason Gibbs, they told me that they conducted an inquiry into the events surrounding my polygraph, which revealed no misconduct. When I filed a public records request for the internal affairs report, I discovered that this “inquiry” consisted of them sending the recording of my polygraph over to the American Polygraph Association’s Ethics and Grievance Committee, which is headed by the aforementioned Chip Morgan, who maintains a business (and personal) relationship with the individual who conducted my exam. Unsurprisingly, Chip Morgan found that his business partner did absolutely nothing wrong, and that all his actions were completely valid. I’ve attached a copy of the Internal Affairs report below. 

quickfix wrote on May 13^th, 2023 at 4:09pm:


quickfix, your trolling is hilarious. I would give all my earthly possessions to be as funny as you are. In fact, I'm actually still laughing at how funny you are. 

In all seriousness, what is concerning is that those who are the gatekeepers to the American intelligence and law enforcement communities share in your level of immaturity and unseriousness.