I have just ended up in the most odd, but I must say, amusing situation in my whole entire life. I married a girl I met within 2 weeks, worked well for 6 months, least I thought. Found from her X that she was staying with him, she would tell me she was going to stay with her friend then run to her X boyfriend and stay with him. Well, there was 3-4 other guys involved in this whole big ring as well, thank god my personal parts still look and work the same lol, least for now. Anyways, her mother had even admitted to her lies, she tried telling me her aunt and uncle was picking her up for Vacation and that she would be gone for a week. Well, couple days passed, she said she went to the beach, ect, talked to me each night.. Until I got the message from her X telling me what was really going on. I had confronted her mother, which her mother said that her daughter was not raised that way ect, and continued to bash her. Well then I confronted my wife herself, while she was with the new guy not even 20 minutes away from me, never in florida afterall.. (by the way I live in ohio) I got back some pretty disrespectful phrases.. Fyou, ect. Well... Just so happens, the next day my wife had called her mother a backstabber and had went out with the new guy again. The mother got mad, started calling me and the X names now. Funny how the story changed. Well, her X and I decided to call the guy that she was with( because she told me to thinking it would be funny ) But she had no clue that we were put on 3-way calling, and that we were recording the conversation. ( I think this would be awesome to put online but I don't know the legal terms around putting it up).  I Have been attending college and have some big plans for a business, she has my silkscreen locked up in her grandmothers garage. She was telling me how I could get it as soon as her grandmother had gotten back but she was not doing very well and was in the intensive care unit (for her cancer) and I had to wait.. Well her grandmother was coming home every weekend which I did not know this.. And in this phone conversation, she had said "guess what hunny bunny? I got rid of your silkscreen"  Which I then replied " No you did not and I will be at your grandmothers tomorrow to pick it up when she gets home" She then replied " No you won't, I'll shoot you in the face, and that is a threat and that is a promise ".  So I took this recording and went to the local authorities which she was charged for Domestic Violence. Her mother tried to be the mediator between the police and her daughter. The mother said she would not turn the daughter over to the authorities until I had received a drug test because if I was to fail it, that she wanted the charges dismissed. The local authorities said they were not authorized to do that, and that she had to report or there would be a warrant. Well, now comes the crazy stuff... The next day, I had called the grandmothers house and had received an answer, so therefore I knew someone was home, I then had called the Sheriffs department and asked for them to go to the residence with me so I could get my stuff because I knew that there was going to be an issue with the stepfather, plus the current domestic violence with the daughter. They said they do not do civil standbys, but would get with an officer as soon as one was available and have them get back to me. Well... I waited for almost 2 hours, I had received a text from her X-boyfriend saying " They are trying to accuse me of breaking in her grandmother's house !" 2-1/2 hours later, instead of receiving a call from the sheriffs to allow me to get my stuff from the grandmothers, they had shown up to the house. They came in the house and questioned me saying that the grandmothers house was broken into and that her medication had been stolen, and that the situation did not look right with the current (DV)  They had questioned me which I followed through with them 100%. Asked to search my things which I had let them, and then asked me " WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO TAKE A VOICE STRESS TEST/ LIE DETECTOR TEST? " They asked questions like did anyone her you say anything about the grandmother not being at the residence? I said the only thing I have ever stated about the grandmother not being there is that I could not get my things from her residence until she came home. They asked if anyone could have inadvertently heard me about the grandmother not being there. Which yet again, I said not that I know of. I had told them that I would take the test, they said they would get ahold of me within a week or so after he talks with the captain. Well after reading on here, I really could care less about taking a test, if anything it is just a full interrogation of my whole entire life trying to bash me for things I could have done in the past, which therefore they could use to try and manipulate me and make it look like I know something that I do not have a clue about. I honestly had no problem helping the grandmother which any information I could provide, but with the reckless cheating wife, who knows who actually knew about the situation and her not being home, or if they were trying to set me up because of the DV charges on her. Its funny that I had received a text that night saying " Do you have a warrant for your arrest now ? LOL " Which she was referring that to hers. I have decided I am just going to state that I am a law abiding citizen, and with my research on these bogus tests, I am not willing to put myself through something that is not scientifically proven to work, and that unless you have evidence against me (which I know they do not, because I had not been to that house in over 2 months) Then I demand to be left out of the situation or charged so I can get my lawyer. Why would I want to try and help the people that have continued to bash me and hold my things hostage? Especially when apparently my information is no help to the case when the grand-daughter ( MY WIFE )  Had been cheating around with 5 different guys through our whole marriage and has a drug problem. Hm.. Weird situation huh? Figured I would throw that out there.