Glavlit wrote on Dec 29
th, 2010 at 8:21pm:
First of all everything can be traced, including your posts, and someone will always know about it somewhere.
True, but who would bother? We all know that all internet activity can be traced, even if you use an anonymous proxy. But seriously, the only way the feds will come busting down your door is if you engage in criminal activity online (making threats, terrorist plots, or having a website like Wikileaks). We are just a bunch of people ranting and raving about the polygraph, no criminal activity here, so no law enforcement is going to care to try to track each of us down. There are millions of websites out there with discussions like this and worse. The feds may read this site, but that's about it.
Glavlit wrote on Dec 29
th, 2010 at 8:21pm:
WannaBeCopper deleted his previous post (which was soon replaced by secretive1’s), which simply re-iterated his intention to cover up criminal activities from his very recent past, which he refers to as his “personal life”.
secretive1, you have not only admitted to several criminal acts, for which you are clearly not owning up to, nor taking responsibility for; instead you are choosing to cover up, excuse, rationalize, shift blame for, and deny your criminal past.
Exactly. So? This is synonymous with our justice system at work. So I did the deed, but what should my punishment be? First the polygraphers have to prove guilt, which can only come from a coercive confession. There is a reason polygraph charts are inadmissible in court, they are unreliable. If I am guilty, polygraphers argue I should get a harsh sentence (i.e. no job offer), while my defense argues an insanity defense and I deserve a slap on the wrist (i.e. I get the job).
Glavlit wrote on Dec 29
th, 2010 at 8:21pm:
I’m wondering whether secretive1 is one and the same as WannaBeCopper. I think this is a most likely and probably hypothesis. In fact I think you both are one and the same. I can only imagine what else will be uncovered during your polygraph session; that is, if you even get that far in the process.
I can assure you that I am NOT WannaBeCopper. If you don't believe me, then oh well.
Glavlit wrote on Dec 29
th, 2010 at 8:21pm:
Let me tell you some quick facts about your situation:
(1) You have publicly admitted to criminal acts
(2) Worse yet, you are insisting about not only covering up your extensive criminal past, but also planning in detail about how to deceive your potential future employer
(3) You will not pass the security portion of your application, nor will you pass the psychological component
(4) You are not at all a good fit for law-enforcement, so you should do the right thing and call your recruiter and own up to your past indiscretions before it is too late for you to undo the damage you have already done. Perhaps then you may be able to save and rehabilitate what’s left of your soul.
You may think you are all smart and know-it-all on the internet, but trust me when I tell you this, your interviewers will have a field day with you, and you will become the talk of the water-cooler if you insist on continuing in this direction of mendacity. The only person you will really fool in the end is yourself, and your upcoming rejection will be all of your own doing. Do the right thing now and put an end to this nonsense before it gets out of your control.
Ok, so actually I took a lifestyle polygraph with a government agency and PASSED, but turned down the offer for a higher-paying job in the private sector that didn't require me to report my personal international travel and every little private incident in my life. On my polygraph, sexual deviance activity was not asked. I was given a pre-polygraph screening, where they decided what areas to focus on for my poly. My lifestyle poly questions were on crime and misuse of computers. The counterintelligence portion was the usual foreign contacts and such. Yes prostution and drug use is a crime, but they were more concerned with if I had robbed or killed someone. That was it, they never honed in on sexual activity at all. They did ask me if I looked at "explicit images" after the polygraph during the post-test/interrogation, to which I happily answered YES, I do look at porn! Only normal straight porn at home and nothing illegal. I wasn't ashamed and it is no big deal as they know everyone has looked at internet porn. In my pysch evaluation I was asked during a series of questions if I ever used a prostitute and I answered NO and made a disgusting face, lol. The shrink seemed convinced and we continued with the questioning. That was the only time I was asked about prostitution. And admitting to a less serious activity when grilled by polygraphers is a great strategy! I admitted to pot use a few times (leaving out a few other times when I was alone) and they were content. I admitted to speeding tickets and downloading music and it was no big deal, plus I had already disclosed this information to them previously.
Not everything can be traced despite Glavlit said. If you were never arrested or caught in any way, then there is nothing in your police file and you are clean. During a background check they will NOT go through your ATM transactions for the past several years and ask why you withdrew hundreds of dollars at 1am, lol. They will NOT go through your phone records and ask you to verify every phone call you made. All they do is ask your neighbors and friends about you. So if your neighbors and friends don't know about what you did, they never smelled pot coming from your home, they never witnessed unusual traffic coming to and from your home, they didn't see you bring in numerous women into your home like some pimp (if you were smart, you went to the hooker's hotel and didn't bring her to your home), then you are fine.
I'm willing to bet my life and a million dollars that your job will not find out about these things unless you tell them. You don't deserve to be blackballed from your dream job for life because of a few past mistakes. Forget about them and pretend they didn't happen.
DON'T CONFESS! DON'T CONFESS! DON'T CONFESS!