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Jul 27th, 2009 at 1:31pm
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Hi all,

Very enlightening this site but I need some help if you can. There is no way I can concentrate hard enough to beat a lie detector, I suffer from anxiety. Even with valium my heart can still races. None the less I need to have a lie detector in the next few months to help save my 7 year relationship. Something happened a while back which my partner knows about but the true extent was too awful for me to talk about so I haven't. As a result the relationship has become mistrustful and in some instances physical and mental abuse has incurred. Leaving isn't an option nor is getting out of the test.
Does anyone know if there is a place in the UK or someone that will do a fake lie detector? Rather desperate here.
Really appreciated and thanks for reading
  
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Reply #1 - Jul 27th, 2009 at 9:45pm
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Very enlightening this site but I need some help if you can. There is no way I can concentrate hard enough to beat a lie detector, I suffer from anxiety. Even with valium my heart can still races. None the less I need to have a lie detector in the next few months to help save my 7 year relationship. Something happened a while back which my partner knows about but the true extent was too awful for me to talk about so I haven't. As a result the relationship has become mistrustful and in some instances physical and mental abuse has incurred. Leaving isn't an option nor is getting out of the test.
Does anyone know if there is a place in the UK or someone that will do a fake lie detector? Rather desperate here.


"Fake polygraph examiner"?  Pardon my abruptness, but that is sort of an oxymoron, since the polygraph falls into the category of "fake" or "pseudo" science.

Do they have marriage counselors in the UK?

You are putting yourself in a position you don't need to be in.  Try to convey to your partner that you have found out that the polygraph is not accurate, reliable nor scientifically valid.  Tell him/her that your ARE willing to enter into valid partnership counseling with them, but that you are NOT willing to jeopardize your relationship based on the results of a bogus test. 

Refer him to this website and the National Academy of Science report which backs up my claim that the polygraph is not "scientifically valid".

Would you agree to let your relationship ride on the findings of a fortune teller, psychic or vedic astrologer?

My advice would be to get legal advice if you are  being physically or mentally abused.  The services of a medically qualified professional (psychologist/psychiatrist) may  be of help, also.

Good Luck,

TC 

P.S.  I suffer from an anxiety disorder myself.  It has NO effect on the outcome of a polygraph since the machine is looking to measure sudden  changes in your anxiety response relative to an established baseline.  Though a person with psychological sensitivities might in fact be more vulnerable to the interrogative techniques used by polygraphs.  It is much easier to take advantage of and manipulate a person whose life is experiencing a lot of "background anxiety".  Just realize that,either way, polygraphic measurements do NOTY directly indicate deception, though polygraphists routinely lie and say they do.

Do you get "Showtime" in the UK.  If so, check out this week's episode of "Teller and Penn, bullshit!" .  It deals directly with the absurdity of polygraphic marriage counseling.

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"There is no direct and unequivocal connection between lying and these physiological states of arousal...(referring to polygraph)."

Dr. Phil Zimbardo, Phd, Standford University
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Reply #2 - Feb 5th, 2014 at 6:51pm
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I need a fake polygraph test results
  
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georgie,
Take your pick, they are all fakes.
  
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Reply #4 - Feb 5th, 2014 at 10:16pm
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georgie,
Take your pick, they are all fakes.


Great minds think alike - I was just going to post the exact same thing!
  

It is time to put a stop to this government sponsored sadism perpetrated by those who use this insidious Orwellian instrument of torture called the 'lie detector'!  Education is the most effective weapon I have to finally put a stop to the abusive practice of polygraph 'testing'.  Help me by educating yourself and others.  My book FROM COP TO CRUSADER: THE STORY OF MY FIGHT AGAINST THE DANGROUS MYTH OF "LIE DETECTION" is available on Amazon in e-book or paperback - please get this book and send it to as many people as you can - it literally destroys the myth of "lie detection"!  Doug Williams
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mad-vision wrote on Jul 27th, 2009 at 1:31pm:
Hi all,

Very enlightening this site but I need some help if you can. There is no way I can concentrate hard enough to beat a lie detector, I suffer from anxiety. Even with valium my heart can still races. None the less I need to have a lie detector in the next few months to help save my 7 year relationship. Something happened a while back which my partner knows about but the true extent was too awful for me to talk about so I haven't. As a result the relationship has become mistrustful and in some instances physical and mental abuse has incurred. Leaving isn't an option nor is getting out of the test.
Does anyone know if there is a place in the UK or someone that will do a fake lie detector? Rather desperate here.
Really appreciated and thanks for reading

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Very enlightening this site but I need some help if you can. There is no way I can concentrate hard enough to beat a lie detector, I suffer from anxiety. Even with valium my heart can still races. None the less I need to have a lie detector in the next few months to help save my 7 year relationship. Something happened a while back which my partner knows about but the true extent was too awful for me to talk about so I haven't. As a result the relationship has become mistrustful and in some instances physical and mental abuse has incurred. Leaving isn't an option nor is getting out of the test.

Why not give GCHQ in Cheltenham a call?  They could probably help you! Cheesy
Does anyone know if there is a place in the UK or someone that will do a fake lie detector? Rather desperate here.
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Try the nice folks at GCHQ in Cheltenham or MI-6 in London! Cheesy
  

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Actually, there is an outfit in the UK offering global fake lie detector tests where the certificate comes from a genuine security company that has been on the news etc... just type in  fakeliedetector.com in a search engine and you should find it
  
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Do they use the company securicorp.org as the company?
  
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Reply #9 - Jul 2nd, 2015 at 8:41pm
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Hi i am in similar situation to u and i was wonderding if u found anyone to do fake lie detector?
  
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Reply #10 - Jul 21st, 2015 at 3:29pm
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Hey any one who is the same boat I was there is a guy who does this in uk type in fb fake lie detector results pm him his name is Harry a top guy who saved my marriage
  
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Reply #11 - Jul 22nd, 2015 at 3:05am
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Sounds like fraud to me.
  
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need to find someone can you help me please im in north lodon
  
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Well MI-5 and/or MI-6 shouldn't be too far from you!  lol
Seriously, I think that issues involving interpersonal relationships, etc. are about the last subjects in which a polygraph should ever become involved! Tongue
  

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