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The "Polygraph Place" post of the week.
Oct 29th, 2008 at 8:19am
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Subject BBS gets about four posts a week.  The following is my favorite:

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at about the age of 9-10
i put a dog cookie on my penis to see if the dog would eat it off, the dog didnt want any part of it, so i did not force the dog or attempt anything any further with the dog ever again and i realize it was a stupid mistake, but i was 9 or 10 and didnt realize the extent of my actions

will this come up on my polygraph if i apply to a police job? and if so- what would i say if they asked me if i committed beastiality?



And he thinks he's gonna get a TS clearance?  I don't think so "doggie boy"!   Cheesy

By gosh!  It's unbelievable what people seem to think they have to confess to a polygrapher!   

Oi Vay!  They're not priests!!

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Re: The "Polygraph Place" post of the week.
Reply #1 - Nov 2nd, 2008 at 12:51am
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T.M. Cullen wrote on Oct 29th, 2008 at 8:19am:
Subject BBS gets about four posts a week.  The following is my favorite:

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at about the age of 9-10
i put a dog cookie on my penis to see if the dog would eat it off, the dog didnt want any part of it, so i did not force the dog or attempt anything any further with the dog ever again and i realize it was a stupid mistake, but i was 9 or 10 and didnt realize the extent of my actions

will this come up on my polygraph if i apply to a police job? and if so- what would i say if they asked me if i committed beastiality?



And he thinks he's gonna get a TS clearance?  I don't think so "doggie boy"!   Cheesy

By gosh!  It's unbelievable what people seem to think they have to confess to a polygrapher!   

Oi Vay!  They're not priests!!

TC



That is some funny stuff!!
Well I guess thats another benefit of being a polygraph operator. You not only get to play GOD but you get to hear all this funny stuff in the process.
  
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Re: The "Polygraph Place" post of the week.
Reply #2 - Nov 27th, 2009 at 9:52pm
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Wow I have to send that to my friend. He will get a great laugh from that. It is amazing what people worry about for their poly.
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