Hey everybody, yesterday was the day i took my second polygraph to become a custody assistant. The questions on the poly are exactly the same as the ones for a deputy sheriff. the first time i took the test it came up inconclusive because even the simplest questions like is your name Kyle and do you live at 217... came up that i was lying. What a joke, i went back yesterday hoping to pass but now have come to relieve what a piece of shit these lie detectors are. I was drilled by my examiner for over an hour and a half cause he thought i was hiding something from him. He told me that nerves wouldn't have thrown off the first test like it has and that i must have something major on my mind. He was all like "the poly doesn't lie its an awesome piece of equipment."  I continued to tell him there was nothing at all and he finally tested me. Afterwards i come back into the room where he completely gets all defensive saying i was purposely trying to throw off his charts. Then he said i failed in the categorizes of stealing and smoking marijuana. I started laughing in his face because i haven't smoked any marijuana in my life simply cause i wanted this job since i was young. He was also saying that my was was twitching and my butt check moved and threw off everything. I was like its completely impossible to sit still and not move one muscle in your body. Overall he basically was calling me a lier to my face and was telling me i was trying to hide something. I find it funny that my dad is a deputy sheriff and tells he that the lie detector is like voodoo science and that he lied on all the ones he took and passed with flying colors. WHAT A JOKE!

haha sorry i offended you, you sound just like these guys who are the poly graph examiners.  What are you a god damn spokes person for them? You sound like you love the machine so much you want to make love with it. They obviously are not 98% accurate cause my name and address came up as lies on the first poly. What do you have to say for THAT ONE? END OF STORY