anonymous000 wrote on May 4
th, 2008 at 2:36am:
okay so bringing a list of 15-20 stupid things i've done / taken / lied about is not a good idea?
I will use no counter measures, i will be 100% honest and if i fail, i guess the police department didn't need me after all. My background investigation would likely put any BI to sleep. I plan to tell the examiner things ive never mentioned to anyone in my life.
I guess we will see. Generally i am a very calm person. Hopefully I won't be collateral damage, as i really would enjoy a new career in law enforcement.
Understand that the examiner is going to try to get you to lie. While he doesn't absolutely need you to lie, he's like you to do so and will try to get you to do so. You're going to hear something like the following in the pre-test phase:
Anonymous000, if you've ever lied to get out of trouble or if you've ever broken any traffic law then you're not the sort of person we want in law enforcement. Who wants a police officer who lies to get out of trouble? Or who wants a police officer who himself breaks traffic laws? Of course, no one does. So, if you have ever done these things, you cannot be a police officer.
We furthermore have studies that show that people who have ever disappointed a loved one do not make good police officers. So, if you have ever disappointed a loved one we will conclude that you will not make a good police officer and you will not get a job.
So, tell me, Anonymous000, have you ever broken any traffic law? Have you ever told any lie to get out of trouble? Have you ever disappointed a loved one? If you have, you cannot be a police officer!
This is, of course, all ridiculous. The purpose is not to find out if you've done the things mentioned, it is assumed that you have because, indeed, if you're human you almost certainly have done these things. The purpose of this spiel is to make you lie or, at least, to make you feel damned anxious about your position when answering those questions.
You have two choices. You can play along and pretend that you won't get the job if you tell the truth. That is called "make believe," but may well result in you passing. But then, you'll have told a lie to get a position of trust. You need to figure out if you can deal with that and if it's worth it to you.
Your other option is to do what you claim you will do: be 100% honest. Tell them that you have broken traffic laws, as they may already know if they've reviewed your driving records and you've ever had a ticket. He'll act shocked--shocked!--that you've broken traffic laws (prepare yourself for the bad acting) and will demand all the details. When and where has every incident of traffic law violation taken place! You'll mention those that you remember, or a few of them, and the polygrapher will act angry, probably shaking his head at what a horrible human being you are. He will then ask if there are any other traffic violations to report.
The basic idea behind this is that if they demand to know when and where
every traffic violation you ever committed was performed and you can't remember every time you broke a traffic law in all the tens or hundreds of thousands of miles that you've driven (as if anyone could), you will think you can't be a cop. Your reactions to those questions will therefore be stressed and can be used as a comparison for the relevant questions about drug use and the like.
Now, you might wonder how you are to lie when you know you're expected to lie, or why you should feel anxious when you know you're supposed to feel anxious and won't really face any consequences for having broken traffic laws. Why should you take this polygrapher seriously when he is making such ridiculous statements? Never fear, and don't worry that you know how the polygraph really works. You see, polygraphers assure me that knowing how it works does not diminish its accuracy at all!
Some people will try to convince you that the accuracy will suffer if you are informed of how it works. They will ask you why polygraphers cloak their methods in secrecy if there is no reason for such secrecy. They will suggest that there is a reason polygraphers tell the ridiculous lies, and that reason is to increase the accuracy of the exam. Don't listen to those people. There is, polygraphers assure me, no real reason for the silly lies they tell--they certainly don't increase accuracy at all!
Anyway, tell the truth on the relevant questions. Period.
You can either lie or tell the truth on the comparison questions. Polygraphers also assure me that it doesn't matter if you lie or tell the truth on the comparison questions, it's all the same to them.
If you pass(ed), good luck with your career! If you fail(ed) you're either a bad human being or spent too much time listening to people who don't like the polygraph. Sucks to be you.