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Re: FBI Rejection Letter - Previous BI Fail, Lifetime Ban!
Reply #30 - May 17th, 2017 at 2:14pm
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I am the same NachoCheese that posted above years ago.  I have learned that if you fail the FBI polygraph or the Background Investigation (BI), you are banned for life!  I applied to be a Special Agent several years ago, made it through the whole process, Phase 1 and 2, poly, fitness, etc., but got dinged in the final adjudication stage. Fast forward to present day, I am still eligible according to the FBI prescreening requirements, even still under the 37 age limit, but I reapplied and within days I got the email below:

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From: FBIJobsDoNotReply@ic.fbi.gov
Sent: Xday, MonthX, XX, 2017 XX:XX
To: Me
Subject: Special Agent Application - Previosuly Failed Background Investigation

Dear NachoCheese

The FBI previously found you to be unsuitable for the Special Agent position. Our records indicate you were notified of this in writing on XX/XX/20XX. As such, you are ineligible to continue in the Special Agent application process.

Respectfully,
Human Resources Division
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I previously failed the poly for another agency and got blacklisted from them as well, which influenced my original FBI rejection, even though I passed the FBI poly. So that is it. No chance of me ever getting cleared nor getting into Intelligence ever. One failed poly and my career is over. I guess I will use my skills to get a job in Russia, since my country won't take me....

  
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Re: FBI Rejection Letter
Reply #31 - May 17th, 2017 at 7:57pm
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One failed poly and my career is over.

What career?  You never had one.
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I guess I will use my skills to get a job in Russia, since my country won't take me....

Drop us a postcard from Moscow.
  
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Reply #32 - May 18th, 2017 at 11:22am
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One failed poly and my career is over. I guess I will use my skills to get a job in Russia, since my country won't take me....


Try info@svr.gov. ru or info@fsb.gov.ru     Grin
  

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Reply #33 - May 18th, 2017 at 11:24am
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I previously failed the poly for another agency and got blacklisted from them as well,


I think that I can guess what that other Agency was! Cheesy
  

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Re: FBI Rejection Letter
Reply #34 - May 18th, 2017 at 12:02pm
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I have learned that if you fail the FBI polygraph or the Background Investigation (BI), you


That unfortunate situation isn't limited to the FBI either!    Yes, you're absolutely correct; the BI can be as inaccurate as the polygraph, and equally deleterious to anyone aspiring to public service!    Shocked
  

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Reply #35 - May 18th, 2017 at 11:48pm
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Hey quickfix, FUCK YOU FAGGOT! I wish the most painful death upon you. I had a great career until I was falsely accused during that agency's poly years ago,  which sent my whole clearance situation in a downward spiral from which I never recovered.  Fuck you and fuck the polygraph, it doesn't work!

You know what I am going to do, I will join George, Doug Williams, Chad Dixon,  and others in teaching people how to pass the poly. Because it can be done, I passed my first FBI poly with ease, knowing damn well I shouldn't have, tbey only rejected me because another agency did when I failed their poly.

And teaching people how to beat the poly is not a crime. George has never been to jail for it and this site has been up for 17 years. The only reason Doug got in trouble is because he taught someone, who happened to be an undercover fed, how to beat it after that person admitted they wanted to conceal a crime. That is the key. George has always said he wants to help innocent people pass. I will have a disclaimer that no one who I teach is allowed to mention any crimes they did or will do or I can't  help them. Don't ask don't tell.  I will teach others to fool the polygraphers, like I did witb the FBI!

Your profession is going down quickfix, and I can't wait to see you cry like a bitch in despair.
  
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Reply #36 - May 19th, 2017 at 4:03am
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By a strange coincidence, the word "unsuitable" was also used to explain the results of my convoluted application process with the Bureau.  This I learned from a PA/FOIA request I made. 

Note that with respect to my FBI SA application, I was neither polygraphed (as of 1982, the Bureau wasn't automatically giving the polygraph to applicants), nor had a BI ever commenced.  Roll Eyes
  

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Reply #37 - May 19th, 2017 at 5:31pm
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NachoCheese:  Засунь их себе в задницу, ёбаный ублюдок!
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Reply #38 - May 20th, 2017 at 2:36am
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У меня была девушка в Санкт-Петербурге, шепчу что-то похожее мне на ухо!

NachoCheese, easy on the jalapeños! Writing a book about countermeasures is one thing, but coaching? I would not even entertain the thought.
  
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Re: FBI Rejection Letter
Reply #39 - May 21st, 2017 at 11:20pm
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quickfix wrote on May 19th, 2017 at 5:31pm:
Засунь их себе в задницу, ёбаный ублюдок!


Hey Quickfix -      Loop Bars ! Cheesy Grin
  
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Re: FBI Rejection Letter
Reply #40 - Jul 18th, 2017 at 4:09pm
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