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A New Technology to Replace the Polygraph
Dec 14th, 2006 at 7:30pm
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It's here! Finally. The technology that will silence the anti-polygraph crowd once and for all. This new device, which costs a fraction of the price of other soon-to-be obsolete devices, is simple to use and requires no formal education or training. Good luck trying to attack this device's credibility, guys. Notice the precision LED layout designed to clearly show non-deceptive, inconclusive, and deceptive results. Pay particular attention to the excellent testimonial at the bottom of the advertisement.

http://secure.gadgets.co.uk/truth_machine_2.html
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Re: A New Technology to Replace the Polygraph
Reply #1 - Dec 14th, 2006 at 8:54pm
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LBCB,

And who says polygraphers don't have a sense of humor. Thanks for the comedy relief, snorted coffee out my nose on this one, full ASNER as it were.   

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Reply #2 - Dec 14th, 2006 at 9:11pm
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I knew you would be impressed, EosJ.    Cheesy  Here's another link with additional peer review:

http://www.paramountzone.com/A24.htm
  
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Reply #3 - Dec 15th, 2006 at 2:00am
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Finally, here's an excellent lie detector that adds the appropriate amount of incentive to the victim . . .      er . . subject. This one is perfect for both lab and field studies. With this little baby, no longer can it be said that there isn't the same amount of incentive in the lab as there is in the field. Oh, aren't those Brits clever!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Electric-Shock-Lie-Detector_W0QQitemZ170039374865QQihZ007QQc...
  
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Re: A New Technology to Replace the Polygraph
Reply #4 - Dec 15th, 2006 at 2:23am
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Cheesy

Here's another funny little gadget that cannot detect honesty or deceit:  http://cgi.ebay.com/STOELTING-EXECUTIVE-ULTRISCRIBE-LIE-DETECTOR-POLYGRAPH_W0QQi...


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Re: A New Technology to Replace the Polygraph
Reply #5 - Dec 15th, 2006 at 4:22am
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As if I couldn't see that one coming from a thousand miles away. Just waiting to see who would ruin the joke first. At least EosJ has a better sense of humor.  Besides, the topic is "A New Technology to Replace the Polygraph." Get it?
  
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Reply #6 - Dec 15th, 2006 at 3:35pm
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My mistake.  However here is one that has at least the same accuracy as a polygraph.

http://cgi.ebay.com/1976-EISENHOWER-DOLLAR-PLATED-IN-24K-GOLD-COIN-IKE_W0QQitemZ...
  
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Re: A New Technology to Replace the Polygraph
Reply #7 - Dec 15th, 2006 at 3:59pm
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Ok, now. At leat that one is slightly humorous.  Smiley

And here's a lie detector that's been around since Adam, and is still extremely valid and reliable:

http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/a/angry_women.asp
  
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