Has anyone taken a Secret Service poly or know of people that have? If so what was there experiance, good or bad? Finally, does anyone have any advice on what to expect from the SS poly. Thnks

Priceless.

Eos
Now its quite evident you are impressed with your own supposed intellect, but consider something from the real world if you will;

Applicants frequently lie.

Applicants forget the lies they have told to different agencies.

The polygraph is not an absolute scientific standard as it deals with the complexities of human beings, however, it is based on information provided to the agency on the application...at least in the case of a screening test.

If an applicant thinks agencies do not cooperate, might they try different approaches to honesty? i.e shaping thier responses to fit the process.

Once for amusement, I pulled together  an individuals four applications from different years and local agencies and compared the responses on the exact same form...do I have to tell you the information was vastly different? any surprise that the polygraph results varied? which was correct? Do you pretend to know?

If its not clear, the point is this: dont mock polygraph for lacking scientific rigor, if you dont have any idea what responses were actually placed on an individual application! Since I see this I know it creates variation.   

And one last point. Applicants often lie with more vigor and earnestness than some criminals in the tests I observe, it can really surprise sometimes. Sorry to break the news to the victims here, just thought I would interject some gentle realism.

And finally, If I was basing my conclusions only on statements made by failed applicants on this site, I would neatly fit the definition of "half assed".

Carry on being the smartest guy in your world....

PS
Fairchance? you still lingering around here, hows it going??

Ok my planetary friend Ill come out of retirement briefly to rehash old arguements-
But first...
I remember a guy (I think) who used to post here years ago going by the mysterious psudonym "Beech Trees". He was arrogant, and quite full of himself which got my attention. Of course, all he knew about the polygraph was what he had read by people who had failed, or George's research, but I repeat myself.

What I liked about Mr.Trees was the way he would describe toying around with polygraphers, using a variety of sophisticated methods...stop me if this gets personal.
While the recently disappointed LAPD kids who had just failed were thrilled to have such a erudite champion, what I heard from this guys posts was an individual not getting accustomed to failure and lashing out at a tool.  I am quite sure he was under employed (at least in his mind) and considered life quite unfair.

I guess my observation is that if someone is failing multiple tests, stop blaming a device and look deeper. Truly that which repeats is not due to chance.

Successfull applicants simple dont post here as a rule, and like I tell the folks on my department, its preferable to take advice from those with balance.  This is not to say that no one has been cheated out of a viable career shot by the polygraph, indeed some of them post here, but I believe they are the exceptions and I will rely on my own experience, not the assertions that are so common on these pages. See my previous and believe it.

Applicants have also been cheated by sloppy backgrounds, incorrect urinalysis, false credentials of the competition, nepotism, gut feelings, personal prejudice, the MMPI (a whole topic here to explore) and Al Gore wanting to reinvent government!  People may have been arrested by an officer fresh from a Reid and Assoc. class on nonverbal behavior...do I need to go on? See any hard science in the above mentioned?

Life is filled with unfairness. I saw a psychologist fail a gal once because she had been abused as a kid, with the rationale that she would not be able to handle a child abuse investigation!  I doubt if there is a website set up to handle applicant abuse of that type, but I am not bored enough to look.

You made a comment about "torque". I feel nothing of the sort, as my livlihood in no way depends on the polygraph. If it disappeared tomorrow, I would barely notice as I have a traditional case load. My comments are based on long experience, close observation, and a general lack of hysteria on my part. I came to this site originally when my then Sheriff wanted me to make recommendations to him about availability of technology to support criminal investigations.

The reason I come back periodically is unknown and not rational. But then, I have been known to pet my neighbors 3 legged dog, and give money to crack whores pretending to need a bus ticket! 

The_Breeze wrote on May 19^th, 2006 at 3:38am:


Breeze,

Again you base your assuptions that I am a novice. As TwoBlock can attest I am not. But history lessons are always good. It is my usual policy to not dispute LEO's as you have a tough job. One I would not even try. I don't have the patience to deal with people that you have to on the streets. I just have issues with the polygraph and its use for employment. Not for its use in criminal investigations. Keep putting the bad guys away is not a problem for me.

Regards ...

Fair Chance
I guess that means your polygraph odyssey was finally resolved to your satisfaction? your note suggests that you were successfull if not overjoyed. This is why I left federal service afterall and took a cut in pay which took a long time to recoup. I have never looked back.  Best of luck to you regardless.  We get a couple of SA's a year come back to local law so they can work again!

Mr. Jupiter. I do not have the stomach or time to research your experience, please indulge me in general terms if you want. And most of my comments are not directed specificially to you but rather through you. You might be as book smart as George or Drew with his 12 tests under his belt, but anything else will be for you to describe. A rare person can have special insights into any number of aspects of the applicant process, or even run a 5 minute mile. However this is not typical, and the "average" kid coming here to get smart on the polygraph will not immerse themselves. Perhaps your contempt is simply a combination of arrogance, inexperience and willingness to be a uncritical victims advocate?
And as I remember, Two Block ran heavy equipment or something in Alaska, and was quite an advocate of suing anything that moved funny. I did like his posts, but felt cheated when he did not get me a Caribou tag.

Mr. Mystery. Please re-read my last post carefully- especially the references to what I do. Being in the police environment is not the same as being Ed Gelb. Get it? I observe very qualified people doing any number of specialized things, from polygraph to blood splatter analysis. And my comments about life being unfair should not mean to any thinking person that I somehow advocate unfairness, it just is. Get out more, leave the mall or shut off the comedy channel and see if you can see my point.  Of course in a fair world a LE officer would make more than an attorney, and I would finally hit the powerball!

Mysterious-
You are professionally accomplished, yet angry at the polygraph for some reason? I am glad you moved away from home, I would guess young to mid 20's, apartment, big car payment.
And I cant believe you take such exception to my obvious fairness statement. A Zebra gets its neck broken by a lion. Fair or unfair? A female co-ed gets raped on campus while walking to her sociology class, Fair? 
My evil thoughts exposed to the world searching for a way to beat the polygraph after smoking dope last week? Man, do you sound naive.  OK if it makes you feel better, and so the whole anti-polygraph world does not despise me I will now say "that life could possibly be considered unfair, under certain circumstances, depending on your perspective". I hope I have now gotten on your good side.
And finally, could you explain how a botched background is benign, while a polygraph error is sinister?  for someone as accomplished as you, you sound like you have hatred for an inanimate object...clearly not healthy. 
Based on my experience I would say there is far more room for human mischief in an oral board, background, file review, psychological, and final pre-hire interview than the polygraph. 
 
What have you seen, away from this site? I am assuming you have simply failed a polygraph...anything else?

I took an SS poly in the 80's and "passed" it.  I remember filling out a book that even asked if I had ever screwed an animal (being a GA boy, am glad they didn't ask about watermelons LOL).  The book I filled out seemed to ask everything.  I am quite certain that it has been changed since then

Good luck