Sergeant1107:
No, you are not being paranoid. Polygraphers frequently make up convoluted stories and post them on this site in an effort to pass along bad information and trip up examinees. Besides BoogieGlock's horrendous spelling and grammar and the stupid question of asking the examiner whether he passed, there are some other problems with his post. (You have to wonder how he even got through filling out the job application.)
It's pretty obvious his post is designed to instill fear in examinees. For example, Boogie writes, I was nervous, couldn't breathe, I was sweating, afraid of getting caught using countermeasures, frightened of the pad I was forced to sit on, etc.
I especially liked the part about the examiner being almost flirty and then turning cold after the test was finished--give me a break! Boogie goes on to say how he wants to quell others fears about making mistakes with Cms and leaving with a bad feeling only to find out that his errors didn't matter and he passed, anyway. However, he thinks his story will be believeable if he adds a detail about how he doesn't want to be accused of being an examiner.
From my personal experience, polygraph examiners are not the brightest and their fake posts only legitimize that feeling. If they were gifted, they most assuredly would be putting their talents to use in other, more compelling work. I think some examiners enjoy trying to trick people--it's the focus of their occupation, after all. I've even had an examiner personal message me, but I wasn't fooled--I knew it. Examinees should be very careful before taking advice from a new user on this board.
BoogieGlock--let me guess, this will be that last time you post on this site, right?