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Aug 6th, 2004 at 7:11am
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Buffalo_Nickle wrote on Aug 5th, 2004 at 7:11pm:
I have a poly scheduled for next wekk with the government. I have live the lifestyle that is probably as law abiding as one could have. However I have three issues that I am worried about that I think might make me fail this thing. I would appreciate any advice and thank you in advance.

1. Working in the medical field, I take home gloves, band-aids, gauze, etc from time to time to use around the house or for a first aid kit. Would that classify me as "Stealing from the job"?

2. I took home a small box of Cuban cigars last year while I was on a cruise, knowing they are not allowed in the US. WOuld this get me into any trouble?

3. I am a very anxious person with a lot of nervous energy. Would any of this hinder my poly results?



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Reply #1 - Aug 6th, 2004 at 7:13am
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Anonymous posted the following to the message thread Need Good Advice on 5 August 2004 at 2:07 P.M.:

I-SMELL-BS,

Although I still find you to be an incredible asshole, I must say that was pretty funny.  Dumb but funny.

And I was actually starting to think that no sense of humor was a requirement for being an examiner...  the things we learn...

  
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Reply #2 - Aug 6th, 2004 at 7:17am
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I-SMELL-BS,

Although I still find you to be an incredible asshole, I must say that was pretty funny.  Dumb but funny.

And I was actually starting to think that no sense of humor was a requirement for being an examiner...  the things we learn...



Sure, I'm an asshole, and unlike George and some of the other assholes on this site, I have never claimed to 
be anything else.  And who said assholes can't have a sense of humor?
  
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Reply #3 - Aug 8th, 2004 at 3:14am
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ISBS,

While you may indeed resemble the hole of an ass, I believe that anonymous is incorrect in his assumption of you being an "examiner".

You are and will always be one thing

A DUMBASS Grin


  
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Reply #4 - Aug 8th, 2004 at 3:49am
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dimas wrote on Aug 8th, 2004 at 3:14am:
ISBS,

While you may indeed resemble the hole of an ass, I believe that anonymous is incorrect in his assumption of you being an "examiner".

You are and will always be one thing

A DUMBASS Grin

Hey dimwit Dimas, an ass is a useful animal, which is more than I can say for you, I would have to call you what you are a DUMBSHIT.  Both stupid and worthless.



  
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Reply #5 - Aug 8th, 2004 at 4:22am
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dimas wrote on Aug 8th, 2004 at 3:14am:


You are right, I will always be one thing

A DUMBSHIT Grin




Now Dimas,  don't be so hard on yourself.  And ISBS, you need to lighten up on this little punk.  He's just frustrated.... you know Saturday night and he's alone again with just Rosy the right hand.
  
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Reply #6 - Aug 8th, 2004 at 12:11pm
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Now Dimas,  don't be so jealous.  And ISBS, you need to lighten up; it's Saturday night and you and I have that little thing planned.  It'll be great, just you and me and that skin warming lotion I have.  We can measure our galvanic responses to our hearts content. I will smell your BS and you can smell my BACON.




Hmmmm....... Sorry, but that is just waaay of topic.  Perhaps both of you should go post your little rendezvous stories on one of those "other" sites.

Either way,

seems like the two of you are brothers in the official   

DUMBASS club

FYI, there are infact differentiations between an intelligent ASS and a dumb one.  However, a DUMBASS like you would probably not know this, but there are actually no smart or stupid "shits" , just "shits".  Therefore, calling someone a "dumbshit" actually certifies you as a DUMBASS Grin for believing that there may actually be a smart shit.  Too bad I actually had hope for you until that whole body warming lotion thing.

  
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Reply #7 - Aug 8th, 2004 at 5:32pm
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You are absolutely right Dimas, you are just a pile of shit - nothing more and nothing less.
  
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Reply #8 - Aug 9th, 2004 at 10:26am
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I SMELL BACON! Shocked
  
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