Naked, leaning over our bathroom sink one morning, I was shocked to notice my husband's butt ABSOLUTELY COVERED WITH MISQUITO BITES.

The 50 or so bites were in a very collective location outlining exactly where his pants had been pulled down and ONLY where his pants had been pulled down.  It was obvious that he was out in a very secluded, mosquito infested area with his pants down and with his hands too busy to smack or wipe the buggers away.

When asked about the bites he was filled to the brim with such ridiculous excuses that I paid $400.00 of my own Very Hard Earned Money to have him take a polygraph test.  I wanted the satisfaction of stopping this person from continuing to 'bare face' lie to me.

Well believe it or not...  He passed the polygraph test and the polygrapher thought that although my husband, perhaps, talked too much, that he seemed overall to be a really nice fellow.   

Oh and the mosquito bites... Well the polygrapher told me that of course they came from the huge hole in our bedroom screen.  Bottom line... The entire thing from beginning to end was a complete lie.  We have no huge hole in our bedroom window.

I am amazed - - - - 

To date, my husband is continuing to lie about the mosquito incident, even came home about a month later with a whole new butt load of bites and enjoys pointing out that he passed the polygraph test just fine.

I am so utterly disgusted that I am in the process of marching his scared and lying butt into a divorce court.  He is extremely unhappy about the divorce and I am extremely unhappy about the polygraph results but thrilled to get rid of his buggy butt once and for all.

End Note: I think polygraph testing can be very misleading and even dangerous ???.   

It wasn't simply money, it was "Very Hard Earned Money."