Quote:Kona: You say you have been through 3 polygraphs and 3 background investigations and you still have no job? What's up girl?
Astounding,
Your lack of any discernable intelligence is truly "astounding." Now I understand where you got your screename.
Because I've heard that it is quite stressful studying for the GED, I'll try to talk slow, and use words that have 3 syllables or less so that even you can "get it."
Ok, here we go..........
I app lied to two diff er ent po lice a gen cies, com ple ted two back ground in ves ti ga tions (oops sorry, more than 3 syllables), and 3 pol y graph ex am in a tions. One de part ment off erd me a re-test on the pol y graph be cause of some pro blems I had on the drug ques tions.......hence 3 pol y graph exam in a tions. Get it? 2+1=3. My 3rd back ground in ves ti ga tion was a DOD TS/SCI BI while I was in the mil i tary. Are you still with me so far? Good. I was off ered em ploy ment from both po lice de part ments, and I am cur rent ly wait ing for the next a cad e my class.
Because I feel sorry for the rest of the people that have to read this, I'm going to speak at a normal pace now. You'll just have to try and keep up. Like I mentioned before, I am not an expert on the polygraph, but I have been through the experience three times. I used the complete honesty approach twice, and only passed once, while using countermeasures once, and passing once. Based on that alone, I feel that I can offer some insight on the process, and be a positive contributor to these message boards. I'll go back to my original question, "what do you have to offer here?" Anything besides weak one liners written at the 8th grade level?
Oh, look at the time....it's after 2pm. Time for your Prozac, and "The Partridge Family."
Good luck with the GED thing,
Kona