Kona - you have an opinion on everything and you can't wait to answer every question - regarless of how much or how little you really know about the subject.  You are a typical know-it-all woman who will make life a living hell for everyone you work with or deal with.   If you ever get to be a police officer, God help everyone you ever come in contact with since you obviously feel like you have to let everyone know you are in charge.  When you strap on that gun you really think you will be 'the man'.  Sounds like a bad case of thingy envy.  Why else would a woman want to do a man's job?

So Kona, you're not a woman?  Well, you have made history then because from the looks of your last post you are the first man with PMS.

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Astounding or Asounding.....or whatever your name is,

Normally I don't engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person, but in your case I'm willing to make an exception.   

Is that really the best you can do?  The first man with with PMS?  Your witty repartee cuts deep.....ouch!  Couldn't you come up with anything other than a lame ass, pathetic one line come back that my teenager could have made up?  Do you have any intelligent insight or advise to add to this thread, or are you just looking to trade barbs?  I realize that this is probably beyond your level of comprehension, but try to realize that people come to this website to learn about the polygraph, and to seek advise from people that have been through the experience.  I have been through three polygraph examinations and three complete background investigations.  I may not be an expert on the process, but I believe that I do have something to offer people that have yet to experience a polygraph or a Background Investigator's interrogation.  What do you have to offer??  That's what I thought...... absolutely nothing.   

Do everyone here a favor and turn off your computer (it's the big round button) swallow another Zoloft, and go back to watching "The Brady Bunch" reruns; it's right up your alley.   

Cheers,
Kona

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Astounding,

Your lack of any discernable intelligence is truly "astounding."  Now I understand where you got your screename.   

Because I've heard that it is quite stressful studying for the GED, I'll try to talk slow, and use words that have 3 syllables or less so that even you can "get it."   

Ok, here we go..........

I app lied to two diff er ent po lice a gen cies, com ple ted two back ground in ves ti ga tions (oops sorry, more than 3 syllables), and 3 pol y graph ex am in a tions.  One de part ment off erd me a re-test on the pol y graph be cause of some pro blems I had on the drug ques tions.......hence 3 pol y graph exam in a tions.  Get it?  2+1=3.  My 3rd back ground in ves ti ga tion was a DOD TS/SCI BI while I was in the mil i tary.  Are you still with me so far?  Good.  I was off ered em ploy ment from both po lice de part ments, and I am cur rent ly wait ing for the next a cad e my class.    

Because I feel sorry for the rest of the people that have to read this, I'm going to speak at a normal pace now.  You'll just have to try and keep up.  Like I mentioned before, I am not an expert on the polygraph, but I have been through the experience three times.  I used the complete honesty approach twice, and only passed once, while  using countermeasures once, and passing once.  Based on that alone, I feel that I can offer some insight on the process, and be a positive contributor to these message boards.  I'll go back to my original question, "what do you have to offer here?"  Anything besides weak one liners written at the 8th grade level? 

Oh, look at the time....it's after 2pm.  Time for your Prozac, and "The Partridge Family."   

Good luck with the GED thing,
Kona

I have a question about the US Park Police.  I am applying, but I have a possible detractor.  1.  When I was 15 (im 22 now) I sold pot once (about $60 WORTH).  I never did it again, however I did try pot 5 times.  WILL THIS DISQUALIFY ME???  PLEASE LET ME KNOW.

kONA,

      Kona do not waste your time on what "asounding" said in his comments.  You always provide us with very imformative comments that provide us with guidence on our questions.   You're right, you display leadership and devote your time to help others.  Meanwhile, for those who are criticizing you they can mind their own business.  We need more people like you Kona in this forum and not peevish people like "Asounding".  Happy Holidays everyone.!!!!!!!