wrote on Oct 1^st, 2015 at 5:01pm:

I obviously have broken little rules such as being on the internet when I'm not allowed to and have a phone my PO doesn't know about...

You seem to be asking us to abet you in breaking the terms of your probation and helping you to lie to your PO or to a judge.  Under these circumstances we cannot help you.

A great counter-polygraph activist and trainer, Doug Williams, was recently persecuted by a rogue bureau of the U.S. government for being popular and effective.  Unfortunately he unwisely did exactly what you are asking us to do.  This gave his powerful enemies the leverage to impose a conviction and send him to jail.

Every corrupt politician knows that if someone is engaged in activity X and it's legal but you don't like it, you accuse and convict him of illegal activity Y -- but you tell the press that the indictment was for X.  In Doug's case X is polygraph countermeasure training and Y is conspiring and abetting lying to due authorities.

Nobody here wants to be the next Doug Williams.

-Aunty Agony.