quickfix wrote on May 22^nd, 2016 at 7:00pm:

dysFUNCTIONALvet wrote on May 21st, 2016 at 8:07pm: Is there anything I can do about this? Let's see:  you blamed your failure on: the examiner because he's bald, has killer eyes, and was trying to establish rapport with you. You blamed the big bad uncomfortable chair. You blamed your stinky smelly feet. You blamed the blood pressure cuff. Yeah, you can stop whining like a sniveling toad.

With quick fixes like you in Langley, no wonder we have so many Aldrich Ames's, Ed Howard's, and all the other "upstanding" Agency employees who were able to trade their access to classified information for a little extra "spending cash" ! ;D
George W. Maschke wrote on May 22^nd, 2016 at 9:07pm:

Aunty Agony wrote on May 22nd, 2016 at 8:22pm: When a polygraph examination pretest interview works as planned, you end up believing you must placate a madman. Words of wisdom, Aunty. To the best of my knowledge, CBP polygraph operators do not use assumed names. An Internet search for Keith+Kyle+CBP+polygraph turned up this profile on LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/keith-r-kyle-2277a894 I've attached his portrait.

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Thanks for your efforts, George!

Naming names and posting photos is our only hope for embarrassing polygraph operators and exposing the truth about their vile brand of alchemy! :o