As an aside, it's interesting to note the assumptions that have been concluded about me by the detractors in this thread. For instance, it has been assumed that I was applying for work with the CIA, that I admitted to smoking weed more times than the respective agency in question allows, that I failed the polygraph test, etc. ad nauseam.

I almost feel like I'm getting boxed right here in this thread.

Let me guess: You losers are polygraphers? Whoda thunk it? Is that what the government pays you spooks to do all day? Sit on your fat assess detracting from an internet message board? Pathetic really...

Get your asses back to work! I ain't pay'n taxes for you to sit around gabbin' all day SPOOKS!