Mr. Shadow,

Of course the Bat Cave is littered with with skeletons; how do you think I was able to pass my initial polygraph examination?  Everyone has skeletons, it's just a matter of what kind.  Some are more RELEVANT than others, if you know what I mean!

What do you mean, "in my real job"?  How do you know this isn't my real job?  

Well, OK, it isn't.  In my real job, my co-workers love me, don't yours (in your mind)?  I don't know anyone who doesn't think their co-workers love them.  It's your supervisors you need to worry about.

I once hit the game winning homerun in Little League, does that count for succeeding in anything in my life?

As for always looking for a fight, well you got me there Shadow.  I do love a good knock down, drag out and am always on the look-out for one.  The problem here is the only guy that gave me some good shots took a real swing below the belt so I don't dance with him anymore.  It's not that I can't take a good punch to the 'tenders', but the one he gave was totally uncalled for.  He knows who he is, and if you really are the Shadow (which I doubt) then you should know too because, "......the Shadow knows."  Any guesses?

Batman