Batman wrote on Mar 12^th, 2003 at 10:34pm:

<snip an excessive load of Bat-drivel>As for joining the "we", I don't think that would work out.  Could you imagine me being on the same team as Septic, Beech Nut, or you?  Hell, I'd be surrounded, no room for escape, I'd be the outsider, and I'd end up puking all over myself after the first "I love you George; Good point George; you're right George", love fest.  And, I don't own a copy of the anti-bible (Sorry George, I'm not one of the 60,000 who have allegedly downloaded it).

Well, that's certainly a fascinating admission. Forgive me, but your longstanding history of clever, Clinton-like parsing of meaning and hair-splitting of word definitions to avoid revealing your actual profession leads me to ask directly: Does this mean you haven't even read The Lie Behind The Lie Detector?