Dear Capt Numbnuts,

I must have stupid written all over my cape.  If I understand you correctly, you want my, "intellectual insight...(so) we can create a feasable solution to the polygraph problem."?

Wow, my intellectual insight!  That's going to be a tough one.

I love these "no-win" puzzles.  If I partake and provide my "intellectual insight" then I am participating in creating a "feasable solution to the polygraph problem."   What if I don't think there is a "polygraph problem"?

On the other hand, if I don't partake, then I guess I don't have any "intellectual insight".

Decision, decisions.  

Help me out here Captain.  What should I do?  Should I join the team so I can be a part of the "we" you mentioned?  Do I really want to become part of the "we".  Sounds kind of scary.  But then again, Batman ain't scared of nuthin'.  However being part of the "we" can't be a good thing, and I don't know if I have the qualifications.  After all, I passed all my polygraph examinations (without the use of countermeasures), my life isn't in ruins, I'm not a cry-baby (but I can be an asshole), and I'm not sure who the other members of the "we" are.

How about this Captain?  You mentioned you have some questions.  Well, what are they and I'll see if I can muster up the intellect to answer them, however, as with others who frequently post here, I reserve the right to not answer if  one, I don't like your question, or two, I think the answer is going to make me look bad, or three, I don't know the answer.

As for joining the "we", I don't think that would work out.  Could you imagine me being on the same team as Septic, Beech Nut, or you?  Hell, I'd be surrounded, no room for escape, I'd be the outsider, and I'd end up puking all over myself after the first "I love you George; Good point George; you're right George", love fest.  And, I don't own a copy of the anti-bible (Sorry George, I'm not one of the 60,000 who have allegedly downloaded it).

One last thing, always remember, Robin was a sidekick.  Batman is the real attraction.  Batman is who people come to see.  Batman doesn't play second fiddle to anyone, so he won't be joining the "we".

Batman