Polycop, you forgot:

"Even though you've clearly demonstrated that polygraphs are scientifically unsound, wholly lacking in accuracy,allow actual spies to roam and pillage national security at will while innocent men and women's lives are destroyed because of false positives, allow actual child molesters to roam free among our children while falsely branding innocents as pedophiles, and finally are easily defeated by simple countermeasures even a child can master.... we'll still swear our allegiance to the box and deny, delay, and obfuscate any attempts to eradicate our dangerous prescence in the law enforcement equation (excepting as a clever interrogation prop)."