Update, I got in, completed training at Quantico, and I'm now strapped-up-badged-up federal agent.  I won't say which agency, but it is a big one.  I confess that I am a pedophile and trade and sell child porn on the dark web.  I am lucky that federal background checks can't touch the dark web where people like me can maintain my anonymity.  I also like to go nude on beaches and flash little kids, girls only, when I get the chance.  Just my little secret though.  Nothing as thrilling as when a ten-year-old girl sees your weenie.  Thank you TLBTLD for helping me beat the poly and join the FBI!

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ummm, me thinks thou art a troll.

I passed!  I must have passed because they started my background check and pulled my credit report.  The polygrapher told me at the end that he would pass me and send my file over to some final quality review board.  My neighbors have already received knocks on their door.  This is great.  I never volunteered information about my nudism lifestyle, trips, or video collection.  I have never touched a kid in my life and never will, but seeing little preteen girls run around naked does get me aroused and I will please myself to the videos.  It does not make me a bad person.  I have this site to thank for passing the poly.  I used mental countermeasures.  If I get hired, it will be the job of my dreams.

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Probably not unless you tell them.

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Very unlikely.

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Possibly. I expect that many polygraph operators, background investigators, and security clearance adjudicators would take a dim view of your hobby of collecting family nudism videos and suspect that you're a pedophile.

I will be taking a polygraph to be a federal agent soon.  I am a nudist and I collect family nudism videos.  I have a subscription on the Purenudism.com website.  These family nudism videos contain people of all ages, grannies to kids, doing a variety of activities fully naked.  It is not porn and there is no sex involved and the website is 100% legal.  The website/company has faced many legal challenges over the years but the courts ruled that nudism for all ages is legal if it is not sexual.  Google and other popular search engines do not index the site so if you try to Google "Purenudism" the website will not show up.  I assume these search engines choose not to index the site because of the naked children.   

I have decided not to mention this to my polygrapher or during my background check.  There is no need to since I have not committed any crime.  My friends know I am a nudist but nobody knows that I view and collect family nudism movies. My question is, is there any way my polygrapher or background investigator will find out?  Will they check my computer, ISP records, or credit card transactions?  If for some reason the federal agency did find out, will this make me unsuitable, have my clearance denied, or even lead to a criminal investigation on me (though there is nothing to investigate because the website is legal)?