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Hello everyone,

I am planning on applying to certain alphabet soup govt institutions hoping to secure a position in clandestine services.

That being said, I started to research the polygraph test and surly enough stumbled upon this wonderful site. George, I read you're too hot story, and my heart really goes out to you.

I am still young (mid 20's) and want to do this to help crub the tide of radicalism and maybe help refine the system to better catch terrorists in a social media age.

So my intentions are pure, and I am a loyal, caring person. Now I wanted to really touch on the main point of this topic and it seems like reading hours and hours of material (from stories of individual tests, to watching documentaries, and reading on this forum) that the way to pass this test easily is to simply remain calm and know there is no way it can really read you're mind, and most importantly (despite if you really are lying are not) to lie on questions that are solely designed to mess you up, let the examiner dig deeper with questions and twist everything around in their devious ways.

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Posted by: xenonman Posted on: Sep 7^th, 2013 at 12:49pm	Mark & Quote Quote
The naivete of many on this site really disgusts me. I'm sick and tired of posts from all these people who say they want to work for an intelligence agency because they are so patriotic, yet just don't want to take the polygraph. When will these fools understand that the two are hopelessly intertwined?

Posted by: SecretAgentMan Posted on: Aug 29^th, 2013 at 7:40pm	Mark & Quote Quote
Understood George, I was being lazy with that as I thought I'm ok as I did not actually apply yet but never can be too safe so could you delete this post? Thanks.

Posted by: George W. Maschke Posted on: Aug 29^th, 2013 at 9:19am	Mark & Quote Quote
To the best of my knowledge, the two main "alphabet soup" institutions, CIA and NSA, are both still mainly using the relevant/irrelevant technique, which you will find documented in Chapter 3 of The Lie Behind the Lie Detector. Good luck in the hiring process, if you choose to apply. I suggest you only access this site through a proxy like the Tor Browser Bundle.

Posted by: SecretAgentMan Posted on: Aug 29^th, 2013 at 8:32am	Mark & Quote Quote
I do not see an edit button and I wanted to add something. When I say "lie" usually those questions are only true from a certain point of view, and even that way of thinking is shaky at best. So in essence, it is not truly outright lying.