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Posted by: cesium_133
Posted on: Jul 11th, 2006 at 9:38am
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The muscular action you would want to employ would be the one used to hold back a fart Smiley  Happy, retcopper?

Going the other way, like you were trying to pass gas, might accomplish something similar, but it also involves constricting the diaphragm and making your breathing unnatural, producing an unacceptably weird tracing on that channel, and probably on the thoracic as well...
Posted by: woogie
Posted on: Jul 11th, 2006 at 5:36am
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Retcopper-

What do you mean talk like Cesium.  I tried to make it simple, alterego1 didn't seem to understand it.  Sorry if my explanation was too realistic for you.
Posted by: retcopper
Posted on: Jul 10th, 2006 at 2:41pm
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Woogie:

Just try to talk like cesium.
Posted by: woogie
Posted on: Jul 9th, 2006 at 2:50am
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my impression is that you squeeze as if you're "pinching the loaf off"
Posted by: alterego1
Posted on: Jul 8th, 2006 at 9:25pm
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cesium_133 wrote on Jul 8th, 2006 at 8:38am:
From American Heritage Online Dictionary:

Sphincter:

>>A ringlike muscle that normally maintains constriction of a body passage or orifice and that relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning.<<

Basically, it's a round muscle that closes off an opening or hollow passage, within or on the outside of the body.  When no longer required, it relaxes and allows for full function of said opening or passage.

The two most-known sphincters are the anal (which is the countermeasure one, and the one you employ to hold back a BM or urine) and the vaginal.  There are others, though, including ones involving the heart, esophagus, and stomach.

And it's spelled sphincter... Smiley


I've often wondered about this one too.  So when you employ this countermeasure, you're supposed to act as if you're holding in a fart, or trying to expel a fart??
Posted by: cesium_133
Posted on: Jul 8th, 2006 at 8:38am
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From American Heritage Online Dictionary:

Sphincter:

>>A ringlike muscle that normally maintains constriction of a body passage or orifice and that relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning.<<

Basically, it's a round muscle that closes off an opening or hollow passage, within or on the outside of the body.  When no longer required, it relaxes and allows for full function of said opening or passage.

The two most-known sphincters are the anal (which is the countermeasure one, and the one you employ to hold back a BM or urine) and the vaginal.  There are others, though, including ones involving the heart, esophagus, and stomach.

And it's spelled sphincter... Smiley
Posted by: Thomas_Delacy
Posted on: Jul 8th, 2006 at 7:18am
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is it squeezing ur buttocks?  HAs to do with your anal cavity?i donno? lol..
 
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